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cherryballoonpos
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subject: Peeks in.
Man, it has been FOREVER since I've been here.

message 32461/32486 2016-07-24 22:33:16 (utc)
jadefalcon1
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subject: re: Peeks in.
in reply to cherryballoonpos in message #32461:
Oldies shambling back to the den, eh?

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"When people are presented with a choice between hate and love, they will choose hate. When choosing between bigotry and tolerance, they will choose bigotry. And when they are presented with the easiest of all, good or evil, bet on evil. Because it's easy." ~ me
message 32462/32486 2016-07-25 01:07:45 (utc)
jadefalcon1
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subject: I need a drink
I started the ball rolling on an HR complaint today.

Fuck I need a drink.

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message 32463/32486 2016-07-27 22:07:29 (utc)
mq
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subject: re: I need a drink
in reply to jadefalcon1 in message #32463:
That's funny, so did I, in a manner of speaking.



drink rum, ski off cliffs
message 32464/32486 2016-07-29 04:20:21 (utc)
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subject: *pokes head in*
'ello, all.



Valkyrie

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message 32465/32486 2016-08-08 01:37:30 (utc)
redrix
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subject: re: *pokes head in*
in reply to valkyrie in message #32465:
*slides cocktail across bar*

Howdy!

Expect Nothing.
message 32466/32486 2016-08-08 03:03:38 (utc)
valkyrie
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subject: re: *pokes head in*
in reply to redrix in message #32466:
Hey, daddy-o! ;)



Valkyrie

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message 32467/32486 2016-08-08 03:07:57 (utc)
chuckster
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subject: re: *pokes head in*
in reply to valkyrie in message #32465:
The room just got brighter. Good to see you back in town. Staying awhile?

message 32468/32486 2016-08-08 11:13:34 (utc)
ironkitten82
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subject: re: *pokes head in*
in reply to redrix in message #32466:

Pour a bowl for this one?

Looks like second rounds of cuts are happenin' 'round that place that pays me. I foresee a lot of durnk in my future.


~ IronKit ~
Zeit. Ich brauche mehr Zeit.
message 32469/32486 2016-08-09 01:57:17 (utc)
redrix
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subject: re: *pokes head in*
in reply to ironkitten82 in message #32469:
Awe snap.

*slides gravity fill bowl with five bottles attached down the bar*
*plugs in circulation motor for whirlpool effect*

Expect Nothing.
message 32470/32486 2016-08-09 08:42:41 (utc)
chuckster
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subject: re: *pokes head in*
in reply to ironkitten82 in message #32469:
Glad you got your car paid off. One less thing to worry about. And, well, you ARE addicted to purple crack. That's gotta count for something.

message 32471/32486 2016-08-09 11:21:02 (utc)
hade119
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subject: When cats are sad...
Bartender: What'll you have?
Cat: Shot of rum.
[Bartender pours it]
[Cat slowly pushes it off the bar]
Cat: Another.

message 32472/32486 2016-08-10 01:00:48 (utc)
ironkitten82
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subject: re: When cats are sad...
in reply to hade119 in message #32472:

"Fuck this thing in particular"?

Enjoyin' the hell outta an amaretto fountain.


~ IronKit ~
Zeit. Ich brauche mehr Zeit.
message 32473/32486 2016-08-10 01:45:04 (utc)
valkyrie
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subject: re: *pokes head in*
in reply to chuckster in message #32468:
Here and there. Life keeps running faster and faster, y'know? This summer has run right on by.



Valkyrie

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message 32474/32486 2016-08-29 14:48:40 (utc)
hellion
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subject: Hi.
Hi.

–noun Informal.
a disorderly, troublesome, rowdy, or mischievous person.
message 32475/32486 2017-05-05 07:12:54 (utc)
chuckster
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subject: re: Hi.
in reply to hellion in message #32475:
Heard you've come to a fork in the road, and you're taking it. Here's to new beginnings. Can I buy you a drink?

message 32476/32486 2017-05-05 11:40:52 (utc)
bere
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subject: re: Peeks in.
in reply to jadefalcon1 in message #32462:
I know you'll be shocked, but I still can't get into my old account.

Hiya wtfers!

- Alla/Berengini

message 32477/32486 2017-05-06 02:21:15 (utc)
bere
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subject: Blargh
Apparently, this joint has gotten a LOT quieter than it used to be.

Formerly known as alla or berengini
message 32478/32486 2017-05-06 02:36:42 (utc)
jambo
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subject: Is this thing on?!
Wacky is what it is....

message 32479/32486 2017-05-08 18:34:20 (utc)
ironkitten82
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subject: re: Peeks in.
in reply to bere in message #32477:

oO

Hi there!


~ IronKit ~
Zeit. Ich brauche mehr Zeit.
message 32480/32486 2017-05-08 20:07:37 (utc)
jambo
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subject: re: Peeks in.
in reply to ironkitten82 in message #32480:
Howdy.

Are you as surprised as me that there are still folks here?

Or am I just late returning to the party?


message 32481/32486 2017-05-08 20:38:19 (utc)
bere
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in reply to jambo in message #32481:
Who says it can't be all of the above?

Formerly known as alla or berengini
message 32482/32486 2017-05-09 19:35:32 (utc)
jambo
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subject: re: Peeks in.
in reply to bere in message #32482:
OK them. Late to the party. Sparse population. A few hangers on left from the early 00s. It's all good.

message 32483/32486 2017-05-09 21:03:00 (utc)
chuckster
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subject: Drifter walks into McCleary's
So a drifter walks in wanting a drink but has no money. Seeing that the clientele are somewhat subdued, he strikes a deal with the bartender, promising that he will liven things up and get everybody dancing and buying drinks if he can get his for free. Placing a grocery sack on the bar, he drags a little baby grand piano out onto the bar and is followed by a little man carrying a tiny piano stool. The little fella proceeds to sit down at the piano and starts banging out damndest honky tonk and ragtime the bartender had ever heard. It wasn't long before everyone was gathered round, clapping and dancing and buying drinks.
Astonished, the bartender called out, "This is amazing, where'd you get that little fella?"
The drifter called back, "I know you'll find this hard to believe, but I was walking down the beach and saw a bottle half buried in the sand. Being curious, and thirsty, I pulled the bottle out of the sand and brushed it off. When I did, a Genie came out of the bottle in a puff of smoke, and in gratitude promised to grant me one wish.
"Bullshit!!" cried out the bartender.
"No, really," claimed the drifter, "Here, I'll show you, I've still got the bottle, you try it."
Humoring the drifter, the bartender took the bottle and gave it a quick rub, and sure enough, a Genie popped out of the bottle.
"I am the genie of the bottle," bellowed the genie, "I'll grant you one wish."
Surprised as he was, the bartender gathered the where withall to demand a million bucks. Blinking his eyes, the genie smiled, "Your wish is my command!
Poof! All of a sudden the front door blasts open and a non-stopped stream of ducks come flying into the room. With ducks flying everywhere, the bartender hollers out, "What the fuck, is that genie deaf or something?"
"Well," came back the drifter, "You don't think I asked for a 12" pianist do you?"









message 32484/32486 2017-07-06 01:00:24 (utc)
goddessofperversity
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subject: This is life.
My phone just sent me a text message saying they will shut off my service if I don't make more calls. Even my phone is ashamed of how anti social I am.

you want pepperoni with that?
message 32485/32486 2017-07-14 21:02:25 (utc)
big-fucking-q
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subject: re: This is life.
in reply to goddessofperversity in message #32485:
People still make calls?

Yeah? Well my God has a hammer!
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