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kai
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KICK ASS! DRINKS ARE ON ME! "I see a red door and I want to paint it black No colors anymore I want them to turn black . . ." Kai

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2000-05-04 14:25:10

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in response to kai-thedeadassassin (#1) shit, if they are on you...START POURIN'!! And turn up the damn stones! I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. THE DOC :-?

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2000-05-04 15:34:06

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yahoofishy
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subject: Damn Doc
Don't hog all the damn beer man, pass it on, share. Fine, fine The Fished One

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2000-05-04 15:50:03

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subject: Re: Damn Doc
in response to yahoofishy (#3) Damnit Fishy, you already drank all my damn beer...but, since Kai is buying this round, you will have to talk to him..AND GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN FRIDGE! I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. THE DOC :-?

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kai
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subject: Todays Special
Today's Special is: The Jaeger Shake. Ingredients: One 16 ounce glass (chilled) 8 fl. ounces of mint ice cream (put through a blender) 8 fl. ounces of Jaegermeister Mix together, drink, then prepare to meet god, whether you believe in one or not. Guaranteed to induce massive celebratory hallucinations, or your money back! "TIIIIIIME IS ON MY SIDE . . . YES IT IS . . ." Kai

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2000-05-04 18:42:47

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subject: Re: Todays Special
in response to kai-thedeadassassin (#5) Jaegermeister? - abdul

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2000-05-04 19:09:24

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kai
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subject: Re: Todays Special
in response to abdul (#6) Jaegermeister, indeed! "BUT IT'S AAAAALL RIIIGHT NOW, IN FACT IT'S A GAS BUT IT'S AAAAALL RIIIGHT, JUMPIN' JACK FLASH, IT'S A GAS GAS GAS!" Kai

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2000-05-04 19:12:48

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in response to kai-thedeadassassin (#1) I need two glasses... One with scotch (of legal age...) one with water... ...merci You may speak now, Deepwater

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2000-05-04 19:34:12

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ripe-with-decay
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subject: Re: Todays Special
in response to kai-thedeadassassin (#5) I'll take one! Maybe you should change your handle to kai-thedeadbartender! Mmmmmm.....jagermeister rules with it's minty nyquilly goodness :) RWD

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2000-05-04 20:13:39

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subject: Finally a place for the pacifists...
picks out her very own stool in a dark corner Throw me a very stong amaretto sour and keep 'em coming. I need to be trashed tonight...just because I say so. sabina

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2000-05-04 22:04:03

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kai
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subject: Re: Finally a place for the pacifists...

in response to sabina (#10)

Kai-thedeadbartender, with that sixth sense all bartenders have, ambles over to the dark corner.

"One amaretto sour, extra strong. If you don't mind my saying so, miss, you seem a bit down tonight. Anything we can do to help?"

With a friendly smile, the dead bartender awaits a reply.

"You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find you get what you need."

Kai

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2000-05-04 22:29:37

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subject: this is new

and fucked up, not that i'm surprised coming from this place. give me a bottle of soco and bacardi 151 while you're at it.

binge drinker tip for the day, try mixing a can of mountain dew into a screwdriver, it kicks ass. it's also pretty good without the vodka, if you're staying sober for some strange reason.

and sorry kia, but you fail to remind me of Michael McManus...are you at least canadian?

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kai
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subject: Re: this is new

in response to fuzzybutt (#12)

First: Kia is a car. But I'll assume you were speaking to me.

Second: I am a Yank, also known as an American. First and foremost, though, I am human, with all the strengths and faults that implies.

Third: While Michael MacManus is a pretty cool guy, he's also 17 years older than I (he's almost forty! Who'd have guessed?). And despite my pilfering of his character's name (and many of his more memorable sayings) I would not presume to imitate him. It would do him and me both a disservice to do so.

Last: This was not a flame. This is the room for good spirits (and good spirits). So please don't take this like I'm jumping on your shit, 'cause I'm not. Just clearing up misconceptions, that's all.

Now, if you'll excuse me . . . I've customers to attend to.

"GOOOOOODBYE, RUUUBY TUESDAY, WHO COULD HANG A NAME ON YOU?"

Kai

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2000-05-04 22:44:53

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enigma.xi
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subject: Re: Todays Special
in response to kai-thedeadassassin (#5) Uh...excuse me...but is it possible to get a glass...OF JAEGERMEISTER-FLAVORED-JAEGERMEISTER? HUH? WHATTHEFUCK? Pull up your pants...AND QUIT PUTTIN' SHIT IN THE JAEGERMEISTER! "...anyone else wanna' negotiate?" ?xi

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2000-05-04 22:51:19

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fuzzybutt
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subject: Re: this is new
in response to kai-thedeadassassin (#13) yeah, sorry about the typo there, and you're right, he's like 38, i did not know that. and i'm american too, just checking. and don't worry about me thinking that's a flame, i've been flamed before and all you did was correct my spelling and answer my questions; that makes a really lame flame. and hey, anyone who even knows who kai is is cool by me.

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enigma.xi
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Uh...by the way...I'll have two Corona's...a snake-bite and a bottle of Absolute... I know, I know...the booze? Sorry, I'm drinking light tonite...I gotta work tomorrow... "...anyone else wanna' negotiate?" ?xi

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2000-05-04 22:54:34

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kai
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subject: Re: Todays Special
in response to enigma.xi (#14) Here at McLeary's, we aims to please, suh. Three glasses of Jaeger-flavored Jaeger, comin' up. One for you, and two for me. Sheesh. "'CAUSE YOU'LL NEVER HEY, NEVER HEY, NEVER HEY BREAK . . . THIS HEART OF STONE . . ." Kai

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2000-05-04 22:58:05

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subject: can a toker get in here?
not much on the booze, but if i could get a bowl of hawaiian haze and a smidge of moroccan hash, i'd be most appreciative. we can all be friends in here right? offers his bounty to the room pass it along..... uber

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2000-05-04 23:22:13

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enigma.xi
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subject: Re: Todays Special
in response to kai-thedeadassassin (#17) ;) "...anyone else wanna' negotiate?" ?xi

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2000-05-04 23:33:00

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sublime
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subject: Drinks are good.
I want a bottle of Vodka. Sublime May the bridges I burn light my path.

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2000-05-04 23:35:37

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subject: [grins]
(limps up to the bar) whoah what a day! how about a round of russian qualudes for starters (just to be cordial... pardon the pun). Add two cordless scredrivers for myself and follow that up with a black velvet... Is there a dart board in this place? -G.

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subject: Hey.....kick ass!
Can someone get a lady a six pack of Zima and some dry cherry Kool-Aid mix? This is a kick ass idea for a thread, by the way.... Skaal! virginia odalisque *pft! productions: by, for and about the trouble folk "Imagine you're a girl just trying to finally come clean, knowing full well they'd prefer you were dirty and smiling." -- ani difranco

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subject: my drink order
o.k. so i can't realy do the alcohol thing because of my medications but ya know what's realy good? sprite, no ice, heavy(and shit do i mean heavy) on the grenadine. yeah so basicly it's a kiddie cocktail. WHO KILLED THE KENNEDY'S(shouted out) wisconsin's ellite upper middle class scum. m2

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subject: dammit.
late for the party again... :: oZ stumbles to a chair, sits, and proceeds to sleep. :: - oZ

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2000-05-05 06:23:12

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subject: Re: dammit.
in response to outzider (#24) walks back into the bar, stumbles to his favorite stool Hey, KAI!! I'm empty man, who wants to play quarters?? Come on...everybody loves Jose! I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. THE DOC :-? The Computer Doctor

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subject: Ill play it classic tonight
Hook me up with a good ol' gin and tonic, extra lime sir. Feeling like being smooth tonight. By the way, no more for Doc, whew, him and tequila, sight I don't need to see again. Just hook him up with a bottle of SoCo. Yahoo for Me

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subject: Woo Hooo
BUZZZZ OK, who turned on the metal detector? Kai, may I have a shot of Stoli, a Long Island Iced Tea, and do you have any Serpis back there? Sorry, I'm late. Where do you want this dart board? I saw a nice area by the door, but no lights there. Makes for an interesting game. Anyone interested? "Reasons are no excuse for Reason."

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subject: Re: Ill play it classic tonight
in response to yahoofishy (#26) damnit fishy, why you messing with my tequila? This is McLeary's..worse thing that happens here is that they give me new pants...... I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. THE DOC :-? The Computer Doctor

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2000-05-05 08:01:37

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subject: Re: Ill play it classic tonight
in response to thedoc (#28) Maybe I do need to lay off... Worse=worst... Turn up the stones, and pull up your pants! I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. THE DOC :-? The Computer Doctor

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2000-05-05 08:02:45

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subject: Allow me to explain
in response to thedoc (#28) Yah, we're all supposed to get along here. You and Mr. Jose don't, you're always bickering with each other, calling each other names........aw, fuck ittosses you a bottle of Cuervo drink up man. Fishy

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