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goddessofperversity
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subject: re: What's wrong with this picture?
in reply to chuckster* in message #9030:*
Buy ink on Ebay. ...also at Walmart, phone batteries are more expensive than phones... get married! With fifty bucks and half hour you can totally ruin your life!

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valkyrie
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subject: re: What's wrong with this picture?
in reply to chuckster* in message #9030:*
nod Mr Smith discovered that a couple of years ago. What a crock. Valkyrie Memento Mori

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subject: re: What's wrong with this picture?
in reply to chuckster* in message #9030:*
We've been having similar problems at work. It doesn't make sense that we could probably spend less at kinko's. lol -------------- I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. - Mitch Hedberg

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subject: re: What's wrong with this picture?
in reply to morbidskittle187* in message #9033:*
The moral of the story is that inkjet printers have no business in business. Never again is what you swore the time before.

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subject: re: What's wrong with this picture?
in reply to superbiscuit* in message #9034:*
Agreed. Color laser FTW. ~Jade Falcon [mail][blog][page] Genital warts: Ribbed for her pleasure!

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subject: intarweb is broken ;/
We only have free tv channels and inet. I don't watch tv much. Its caca. 2 days ago I saw a cable guy leave the apartment below. IIABTW suddenly we have a whole bunch not billed or paid for (a whole basic cable menu) and the damn router is no longer my friend? Lay down in the aisle and flail

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2010-03-04 13:25:57 (-0600)

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subject: re: intarweb is broken ;/
in reply to what* in message #9036:*
Need a decent router? I can hook you up, yo. You're own your own for wireless, though. ~Jade Falcon [mail][blog][page] Genital warts: Ribbed for her pleasure!

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subject: re: intarweb is broken ;/
in reply to jadefalcon1* in message #9037:*
I'm thinking its the apartment block wiring. Got the router swapped out recently. Have to wait for the bill due April Fools. Lay down in the aisle and flail

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subject: re: intarweb is broken ;/
in reply to what* in message #9038:*
Bleh. Suck. ~Jade Falcon [mail][blog][page] Genital warts: Ribbed for her pleasure!

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goddessofperversity
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subject: facebook is the devil
Is it a bad thing when your ex-stepmother, whom you haven't heard from in YEARS, friends you on facebook? get married! With fifty bucks and half hour you can totally ruin your life!

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subject: re: facebook is the devil
in reply to goddessofperversity* in message #9040:*
Desperate for friends or a spy. Lay down in the aisle and flail

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2010-03-05 23:46:13 (-0600)

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subject: re: intarweb is broken ;/
in reply to jadefalcon1* in message #9039:*
Hello, free cable. Lay down in the aisle and flail

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subject: re: intarweb is broken ;/
in reply to what* in message #9042:*
Nice. Wonder how long it'll be before they notice....if ever? ~Jade Falcon [mail][blog][page] Genital warts: Ribbed for her pleasure!

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subject: re: intarweb is broken ;/
in reply to jadefalcon1* in message #9043:*
The only thing I'm missing is the Channel channel! Hurray! Lay down in the aisle and flail

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subject: re: intarweb is broken ;/
in reply to what* in message #9044:*
Oh, the TV Guide thing or whatever it is? One can live without that. If it was the Chanel channel, you can defnitely live without that. ~Jade Falcon [mail][blog][page] Genital warts: Ribbed for her pleasure!

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2010-03-12 02:20:22 (-0600)

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subject: re: intarweb is broken ;/
in reply to jadefalcon1* in message #9045:*
Hah, agreed. What a difference the letter 'N' can make!

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2010-03-12 08:38:14 (-0600)

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subject: Oh, shit
My parents have arrived for a quick visit. I forgot to remove the entire shelf-full of kinky sex books. facepalm There are some things my parents just don't need to know. I think I scarred my mom enough last visit, after all. Valkyrie Memento Mori

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2010-04-04 00:59:44 (-0500)

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subject: re: Oh, shit
in reply to valkyrie* in message #9047:*
Oh, come on. It's one thing to leave your dildo collection in the dish drainer by accident. Quite another to arrange them as a welcoming committee. You're not flaunting your sexuality to them, but it's not like you need to hide it, either. Can they seriously not handle you as a sexual being by this point? ~Jade Falcon [mail][blog][page] Genital warts: Ribbed for her pleasure!

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subject: re: Oh, shit
in reply to jadefalcon1* in message #9048:*
I'm pretty sure no one's parents need to see those kind of books. Note; Val has quite the extensive, and educational, selection. ~ IronKit ~ Zeit. Ich brauche mehr Zeit.

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2010-04-04 09:51:26 (-0500)

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subject: re: Oh, shit
in reply to jadefalcon1* in message #9048:*
With my particular flavor of sexuality? They would be uncomfortable knowing that. Last time my folks visited, I pulled my mom aside and told her that Mr Val and I had had an open relationship and that was how I'd met Mr Smith. I told her this was important information for her to know because I didn't want to have to fear making an off-hand comment about how long we'd been together and have her think that I'd been cheating on Mr Val. She was extremely distressed by hearing this information and said--nearly with tears in her eyes--"I just want to know whether or not I should send him birthday cards!" My parents haven't been in my life much over the last 15 years due to their travels. I spent a six-year period without ever laying eyes on them. They're a little out of touch with my life and who I am, and there are some things they just don't need to know. Valkyrie Memento Mori

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2010-04-04 10:44:36 (-0500)

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subject: re: Oh, shit
in reply to valkyrie* in message #9050:*
Aw, your mom sounds adorable. Discovering /adult/ progeny's sexuality is far less confusing or disturbing than discovering one's parents' porn collection as a minor. Some would say a more important indicator of her parenting skill is whether you still love her or not :) Lay down in the aisle and flail

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2010-04-04 14:40:36 (-0500)

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subject: re: Oh, shit
in reply to valkyrie* in message #9050:*
shrugs To each their own, 'tis not mine to judge. (yes, that's really me saying that!) That wouldn't work for me, personally, but I'm about as odd as every other duck. ~Jade Falcon [mail][blog][page] Genital warts: Ribbed for her pleasure!

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subject: re: Oh, shit
in reply to what* in message #9051:*
Yeah, my mom's pretty awesome. :) And yeah, I love her. A lot. Valkyrie Memento Mori

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2010-04-05 12:47:04 (-0500)

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subject: re: Oh, shit
in reply to jadefalcon1* in message #9052:*
My parents haven't been around much for most of my adulthood, and in seeing them, it's kind of like being around my grandparents when I was younger--I know they love me, they just don't know me very well any more. There's plenty of stuff they're happier not knowing--and they're perfectly happy to admit that. So, me not telling them is a respect thing. Valkyrie Memento Mori

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2010-04-05 12:54:37 (-0500)

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subject: iiabtw...
you're looking at someone's baby pictures, and one of them has a baby and a dog, and instead of saying "Oh cutie baby!!!" , the first words out of your mouth are "Whose dog is that?" you want pepperoni with that?

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2010-04-18 21:07:14 (-0500)

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subject: IIABTW
You start feeling like you are your boyfriends mom rather than his girlfriend? -------------- I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. - Mitch Hedberg

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subject: re: IIABTW
in reply to morbidskittle187* in message #9056:*
Yes. Unless you've signed yourself up for that role. Might be time to have a good old talk with your boyfriend. Just a note, we will try to get away with anything and everything that we can. Bob -- You are reality's chew toy

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2010-07-12 11:41:29 (-0500)

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subject: re: IIABTW
in reply to morbidskittle187* in message #9056:*
There's a joke in Mel's family about boyfriends, men, and pets. Generally the women in her family are "dragon ladies" (many are engineers), and so find themselves dealing with a lot of male-types lacking spine enough to stand up to them. The gelatinous ones that just roll ever and play dead are referred to as "pets". Nice to have around, but hardly a co-equal. Sounds like you may have one of those as well. This is not an inherently bad thing, but if that's not what you're looking for right now it might be time to move on. ~Jade Falcon [mail][blog][page] "I could pull a Kit, and start stripping." ~What

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subject: re: IIABTW
in reply to morbidskittle187* in message #9056:*
Yes, it's a bad thing. Mama's boys are emotionally challenging and lazy. Choose a task he won't be too insulted by, and ask him nicely if he could help out by completing it. Promise a reward, deliver and affirm the achievement on completion. Hardest part is marketing in a persuasive way that doesn't insult or offend. If he's intelligent, he'll notice what you're trying to do & help out. If he's an intelligent asshole, he won't comply. If he's an idiot he'll miss the point entirely.... and make jokes about women's work. Good luck. I had margaritas for beer.

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2010-07-12 13:51:10 (-0500)

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subject: iiabtw
a platonic male friend sends a message saying he wants to see your back dimples? I'm disappointed. Is it really impossible to have a platonic male friend? I had margaritas for beer.

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2010-07-12 13:57:52 (-0500)

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