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schwul
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subject: re: why you don't look at pr0n on work computers
in reply to ironkitten82 in message #5999:
LMAO! There is no way he will ever live that down. Good thing he's old enough to retire!



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tongue-tied and twisted just an earthbound misfit, i
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spadeinfull
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subject: YMMV
http://current.com/items/90157342_infomania-nudists-and-gays.htm

but i found this fricking hilarious. it's kind of LONG though.

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homeslice
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subject: re: YMMV
in reply to spadeinfull in message #6002:
That's what she said.

So it's a show about three hookers and their mom?
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spadeinfull
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subject: probably not really safe for work, but hilarious nonetheless
in reply to homeslice in message #6003:
that one was intentional. THATS what she said.

safe for work porn: http://www.spike.com/video/sfw-porn/3038886

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message 6004/6009 2009-06-07 21:35:44 (-0700)
valkyrie
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subject: Quick as a rabbit
Okay. Either the rabbits that we got were sexed wrong, or they're both having a little gender identity crisis. The one we were told was the female has been climbing on top of the "male," doing the rabbity hump from behind, but mostly facing backward and humping the other's head.

Yesterday, when working on the fence for the turkey pen, we let both of them out in the grass. And, being teenage rabbits and horny as both, they went at it again. They seem to have finally figured it out, though--twice.

For the record, when a male rabbit (buck) reaches orgasm, he makes a little grunt (kind of like a cat sneezing), freezes completely still for a second or two, and then topples over onto his side--still half-way curled in a little ball. It is one of the most hysterical things I've ever seen.

Not sure if they're really too young to breed or not, but I guess we'll find out here in about a month.



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message 6005/6009 2009-06-30 20:59:52 (-0700)
paradox
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subject: re: Quick as a rabbit
in reply to valkyrie in message #6005:
"he makes a little grunt (kind of like a cat sneezing), freezes completely still for a second or two, and then topples over onto his side--still half-way curled in a little ball."

So not that different than a lot of human teenage males? Hehe!



"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." -- Albert Einstein
message 6006/6009 2009-07-01 09:15:18 (-0700)
valkyrie
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subject: re: Quick as a rabbit
in reply to paradox in message #6006:
If only it ended at the teenage years . . . *grin*



Valkyrie

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paradox
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subject: re: Quick as a rabbit
in reply to valkyrie in message #6007:
Hehe, touche!



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"Three, sir."
"Three!"
message 6008/6009 2009-07-01 17:33:54 (-0700)
drauka
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subject: re: YMMV
in reply to spadeinfull in message #6002:
Never heard of Infomania
now I am glad I did.
thanks

How Wrong were we to think that immortality meant never dying...
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