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schwul
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subject: re: why you don't look at pr0n on work computers
in reply to ironkitten82 in message #5999:
LMAO! There is no way he will ever live that down. Good thing he's old enough to retire!



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message 6001/6025 2009-05-12 11:17:48 (-0500)
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subject: YMMV
http://current.com/items/90157342_infomania-nudists-and-gays.htm

but i found this fricking hilarious. it's kind of LONG though.

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homeslice
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subject: re: YMMV
in reply to spadeinfull in message #6002:
That's what she said.

So it's a show about three hookers and their mom?
message 6003/6025 2009-06-07 23:25:53 (-0500)
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subject: probably not really safe for work, but hilarious nonetheless
in reply to homeslice in message #6003:
that one was intentional. THATS what she said.

safe for work porn: http://www.spike.com/video/sfw-porn/3038886

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message 6004/6025 2009-06-07 23:35:44 (-0500)
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subject: Quick as a rabbit
Okay. Either the rabbits that we got were sexed wrong, or they're both having a little gender identity crisis. The one we were told was the female has been climbing on top of the "male," doing the rabbity hump from behind, but mostly facing backward and humping the other's head.

Yesterday, when working on the fence for the turkey pen, we let both of them out in the grass. And, being teenage rabbits and horny as both, they went at it again. They seem to have finally figured it out, though--twice.

For the record, when a male rabbit (buck) reaches orgasm, he makes a little grunt (kind of like a cat sneezing), freezes completely still for a second or two, and then topples over onto his side--still half-way curled in a little ball. It is one of the most hysterical things I've ever seen.

Not sure if they're really too young to breed or not, but I guess we'll find out here in about a month.



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message 6005/6025 2009-06-30 22:59:52 (-0500)
paradox
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subject: re: Quick as a rabbit
in reply to valkyrie in message #6005:
"he makes a little grunt (kind of like a cat sneezing), freezes completely still for a second or two, and then topples over onto his side--still half-way curled in a little ball."

So not that different than a lot of human teenage males? Hehe!



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message 6006/6025 2009-07-01 11:15:18 (-0500)
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subject: re: Quick as a rabbit
in reply to paradox in message #6006:
If only it ended at the teenage years . . . *grin*



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subject: re: Quick as a rabbit
in reply to valkyrie in message #6007:
Hehe, touche!



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"Three!"
message 6008/6025 2009-07-01 19:33:54 (-0500)
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subject: re: YMMV
in reply to spadeinfull in message #6002:
Never heard of Infomania
now I am glad I did.
thanks

How Wrong were we to think that immortality meant never dying...
message 6009/6025 2009-07-02 01:43:34 (-0500)
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subject: hmm..
is anyone paying attention to this board?...because i have a question for the womenfolk in here....

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message 6010/6025 2010-04-06 16:10:14 (-0500)
valkyrie
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subject: re: hmm..
in reply to shaggy_ in message #6010:
Paying attention, yes.



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message 6011/6025 2010-04-06 17:19:10 (-0500)
outzider
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subject: re: hmm..
in reply to shaggy_ in message #6010:
paying attention, but have a penis.

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subject: re: hmm..
in reply to shaggy_ in message #6010:

Yes, paying attention.


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in reply to shaggy_ in message #6010:
So ask the question already! lol.

Just another senseless rambling from your friendly neighborhood Bluebird. :) *yeah you know you like it*
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subject: re: hmm..
in reply to bluebird in message #6014:
ok...so this chick i am dating currently...her clit gets really ultra sensitive after she comes the first time, to the point of kind of painful, and she needs to rest for at least 30 minutes until we can continue...and she wants to find a way that we can continue right away...so we were talking about the desensitizing creams and gels....anyone know anything about those? any suggestions?

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message 6015/6025 2010-04-06 19:47:59 (-0500)
valkyrie
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in reply to shaggy_ in message #6015:
. . . as in, do they work? *blink* Recommendations for particular products?

Go to your local naughty store and ask the employees for recommendations. Don't use it for anal sex. Be warned that it can get messy and numb things that neither of you have intended to numb. Ask about toxicity when orally ingested if you plan to go down on her--although a dental dam would be advisable in this situation. Condoms or gloves wouldn't be a bad idea either. See if you can get a little travel sample, or try it on your hands in the store to test the strength--ie, if you're looking for something that's a little desensitizing, or total numbness.

Have fun. It'll probably be silly and not entirely satisfactory the first couple of times, but enjoy nonetheless. :)



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message 6016/6025 2010-04-06 20:03:35 (-0500)
what
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subject: re: hmm..
in reply to shaggy_ in message #6015:
Do you use lube generally?

Lay down in the aisle and flail
message 6017/6025 2010-04-06 20:09:25 (-0500)
shaggy_
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subject: re: hmm..
in reply to valkyrie in message #6016:
alright....yeah i figure i would ask the employees...but also thought maybe some people here might have recommendations or advice in this area *shrug*

and yeah, i figure it wouldn't be perfect the first time :P but fun no matter what :)

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Your mom
message 6018/6025 2010-04-06 20:09:30 (-0500)
shaggy_
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subject: re: hmm..
in reply to what in message #6017:
no..no need to...just looking for something to desensitize her after the first climax so that we can keep going...

Shaggy the one and only
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Your mom
message 6019/6025 2010-04-06 20:10:08 (-0500)
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subject: re: hmm..
in reply to shaggy_ in message #6019:

Sorry. I'm one insensitive bitch (quite literally, ask Reverse), so I do not have this problem. At all. :( I wish I did!!!


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subject: re: hmm..
in reply to shaggy_ in message #6019:
What about positions that don't give any direct stimulation? I can think of quite a few right off hand that would leave her clit only exposed to secondary stimulation.

Tried a little ice, tenderly and judiciously applied?

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message 6021/6025 2010-04-06 20:56:23 (-0500)
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in reply to shaggy_ in message #6015:
Honestly? I can be really sensitive when I first orgasm, but if a guy is very very gentle and the area is well lubricated, it helps. Try changing up the type of stimulation. Less pressure, certainly. You might be able to keep going but you'll have to slow things down and work her back up to it.

Another thought is this--she might need to masturbate more. Because she gets so sensitive, she might have to build up her stamina some. It's easier for her to do this on her own as she can more carefully control the sensation. If she works on multiple orgasms solo, she'll be better able to multiple orgasm with you, or at least more capable of going for longer.

I did a quick google search and found this page: Desensitized Sex Lubes I haven't tried any of these, but these seem to be what you're looking for.

Just another senseless rambling from your friendly neighborhood Bluebird. :) *yeah you know you like it*
message 6022/6025 2010-04-06 20:58:02 (-0500)
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in reply to bluebird in message #6022:
edit: That should have been "desensitizing" not "desensitized". That's what i get for trying to post while the roommie is talking to me.

Just another senseless rambling from your friendly neighborhood Bluebird. :) *yeah you know you like it*
message 6023/6025 2010-04-06 20:58:59 (-0500)
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in reply to bluebird in message #6023:
ok :) good advice...thank you all :)

Shaggy the one and only
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Your mom
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