first

previous
page 2 of 2
next

last
|
my favorites

list boards
outzider
user #1
3101 posts
18 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject: Get Together!
The results are in, ladies and gentlemen.

Out of 364 votes, 354 were valid. That means some people hit the vote button without actually voting. Dumbasses. =D

Chicago, Illinois edged out New York at the last minute. So, if anyone in that area would like to assist with planning, please e-mail me as soon as possible. We should start throwing ideas together. Once we have a.. hmm... team together, we'll open up to user suggestions. Keep an eye on the announcements board for details!


Here are the results:

Chicago, Illinois -- 119
Minneapolis, Minnesota -- 74
New York City, New York -- 117
Seattle, Washington -- 87
Washington, D.C. -- 58




- oZ
- "each passing day, every passing face seems like such a blur... i long to be home silently, lying next to her..."
message 31/54 2000-12-07 13:15:52 [save my place]
outzider
user #1
3101 posts
18 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject: Time change.
Things will be fucked up, the time has been fixed to fuckTime. (United States Eastern Standard Time)


- oZ
- "this was never my world, you took the angel away... i killed myself to make everybody pay."
message 32/54 2000-12-12 12:28:15 [save my place]
abdul
user #2
1288 posts
3 karma points
[view profile]
subject: server downtime
Server was down between 10:00 -> 10:30 pm (central time) on monday (1/8/01) because it needed to restart and churn away on the parsemail script without people hogging the server.

should be taken care of now.

- abdul

"I will never be truly happy alone, no matter what I may accomplish in life."
   - kai-thedeadassassin
message 33/54 2001-01-08 21:34:09 [save my place]
outzider
user #1
3101 posts
18 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject:
welcome to whatthefuck 3.0.

- oZ
- "this is how you remind me of what i really am..." ? [about]
message 34/54 2001-08-30 22:08:18 [save my place]
outzider
user #1
3101 posts
18 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject:
whatthefuck.com not functioning properly?

get updates via status.whatthefuck.com!

- oZ
   "you say goodbye like everything's alright..." [more info] [home page]
message 35/54 2001-11-29 13:00:57 [save my place]
homeslice
user #9142
5780 posts
22 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject:
Recepci?n a la versi?n 3.5 del whatthefuck.

Babelfish is my friend.


You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
message 36/54 2003-05-04 17:10:25 [save my place]
outzider
user #1
3101 posts
18 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject: New board
developers: for the new team source initiative for whatthefuck.com 4.0.


///oZ/// - [admin, resident idiot, all around jackass] [blog-homepage]
message 37/54 2004-07-16 12:16:26 [save my place]
outzider
user #1
3101 posts
18 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject:
Main page and columns now back online.


///oZ/// - [admin, resident idiot, all around jackass] [blog-homepage]
message 38/54 2004-09-02 14:08:36 [save my place]
poae
user #38305
579 posts
1 karma points
[view profile]
subject:
We send our sincere apologies for being complete asses and being behind. It has been a month since we have moved out of our comfie abode and into our own places as well that I have gotten a new job and he has gotten himself a girlfriend. All before we have even had a chance to unpack! So yes... we are behind.

We will have everything back on track within the next couple of weeks. Thanks for coping with our shit for as long as you have. I do apologize to all the up and coming Columnists that I haven't put up their Columns as of yet, for ... well not getting those up just yet.

If Ripe-With-Decay will still take the position, I will hand you over the title of ruler of the Columns and Editor of Things We Can't Ever Seem To Get Up On the Front Page and bow down to your greatness and ... superior talents. =) I will also email you once I can find that email in all the rest of the 1282 that is in my inbox at this current moment. Oz has that new system almost ready to go so things will be a lot easier for you.

In other words we should have a new wave whatthefuck coming by the next year, new columns to read once oZ gets the rest of them up and working properly, and as always... new users that do not suck a whole lot of ass.

and.... your mother.

~Poae
message 39/54 2004-11-29 10:11:32 [save my place]
outzider
user #1
3101 posts
18 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject:
* beta.whatthefuck.com shut down due to public consumption of said site.
* isis, our mail server, will be down for about two hours today for a major drive and board upgrade. this is paid for by myself, since isis is becoming a dytara machine. this will not affect future wtf mail service except to make it work again. the site will be ass-fuckingly slow for two hours.

- oZ
message 40/54 2005-02-24 10:05:38 [save my place]
outzider
user #1
3101 posts
18 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject: oops.
what a wild ride.

this post contains some technical information.

so, first of all, i apologize for the downtime. this was both unforeseen and foreseen, and would have been preventable if i had money a year ago rather than now. on november 5th, i updated our database server to freebsd 6.0, and began the process of backing up the whatthefuck.com databases to begin the upgrade to mysql 5. sometime during the copy, i lost my ssh connection to the server, and did a few remote reboots and reconnects only to find i could not maintain a stable connection. the next day, i was finally able to head in, only to find that the hard drive was spewing dma errors and read/write failures, grinding everything to a halt. turns out, all that extra writing of data brought out an issue in the drive itself as well as the cheap ass sata controller.

(fuck you, silicon image.)

i took most of the machines home to begin work on them. i couldn't work on the system itself as it wouldn't stay active for more than a minute or two. killing the background fsck processes wouldn't do much of anything, as invariably, some os process would read or write from the /usr partition, bringing the whole thing down. using a handy ubuntu live cd and freesbie cd, i managed to at least look at some data. i pulled off the dns zone files and moved them to another server so the site would resolve again, and began work on the drive. luckily, i had a spare drive to work with.

i ended up doing a complete disk duplication on another drive, telling it to fill out the bad blocks. after ten hours, the process was complete, i fsck'ed the drive, and found the data directory missing. lo and behold, all the files were in /lost+found. those of you familiar with ufs-derived file systems know that when the drive can't read a directory entry, it'll give it a numeric value corresponding to its location, and throw the file into lost+found.

all of the database files were that way, as well as other nibblets on that partition. 814 files, all named something like "#10849128".

i've sorted through most of it, and a few files are flat out gone. we have it back to a point that everything's working again. the database server is still at my home, being served out of a cable connection with a shitty upstream speed, so that's why some things take longer than others. i will have the machine back in the colo facility as soon as i make sure everything's okay. i appreciate everyone's patience here, and thank you for coming back to check on us.

if you have any questions, post them to 'questions'. thanks!
message 41/54 2005-11-15 13:22:04 [save my place]
outzider
user #1
3101 posts
18 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject: Google
We are currently evaluating Google Analytics. You will see an outgoing connection to google-analytics.com via JavaScript on every page you visit. We're checking to see if we can get useful statistics, if it affects our page times significantly, and what kind of privacy concerns we may run into.

If you have any question, please post them to the questions board.
  - oZ     keepin' it real since 1999   [blog]
message 42/54 2005-11-16 11:26:01 [save my place]
outzider
user #1
3101 posts
18 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject: New Web Server
Hey, kids. Just activated the new web server. Let me know if anything goes awry.

- oZ
keepin' it real since 1999 [blog]
message 43/54 2006-10-31 17:20:54 [save my place]
outzider
user #1
3101 posts
18 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject: Feature Outlook
Based on the discussion in suggestions, I put together a feature list on that board, in a rough order of completion.

The current outline for completion is as follows, and is totally subject to change based on breakthroughs, longer wait times, server changes, bribes:

4.0d1 - Tentative release March 31, 2008
* New Post Count doesn't match
* Show number of new posts today in board list
* New Message Search
* Limited Message Editing
* Make Rich Text Editor Default


4.0d2 - Tentative release April 21, 2008
* Email Functionality, Phase 1

4.0d3 - Tentative release May 19, 2008
* Message Board Karma System
* home.whatthefuck.com, Phase 1


4.0d3 - Tentative release June 16, 2008
* New Chat System

- oZ
the guy your mother knows as "your dad"
message 44/54 2008-03-12 15:43:11 [save my place]
yareunot
user #4584
1343 posts
4 karma points
[view profile]
subject: re: Feature Outlook
in reply to outzider in message #44:
Hey. I was shocked to come back and see some momentum. I'm stoked!

Ramius V. Schweitzer
message 45/54 2008-03-25 14:53:25 [save my place]
outzider
user #1
3101 posts
18 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject: 4.0d2 Delay
4.0d2 is delayed due to not being able to procure the right hardware in time. Fret not, it will come soon, just not on Monday!

- oZ
the guy your mother knows as "your dad" [blog] [lj]
message 46/54 2008-04-16 12:18:20 [save my place]
outzider
user #1
3101 posts
18 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject: Of note
For those of you who have been following this, you may have noticed that there's been a bit of a delay in getting mail up, as well as all of the features that were to come in releases following the email release. The email client itself is in a pre-release ready state. The basics are there: folders, HTML and plain mail, attachment support, address book, and basic message filtering. Some of the niceties are there as well: drag and drop message handling, inline viewing, and a visual editor.

The main problem has been hardware. Yesterday, we installed a new gateway router/firewall to go along with our very basic new mail server so we can test under actual load and have another appliance there for connection caching. By the end of this month, we're going to open up email services to a selected group of users for testing. You aren't going to get a lot of space, and it's probably not going to be perfect for the first few weeks. I just want to establish some expectations here.

Once the first group of users are having a semi trouble free experience, email functionality will be opened up to everyone. Once again, you aren't going to get a lot of space, but it does open up many possibilities. For instance, when email is opened up to everyone, we're going to be offering a for-pay IMAP email option, as well as paid space upgrades. We have to pay for all of this new equipment somehow.

A more official front page announcement will be made when the limited testing begins. If you'd like to be in the first batch of users, throw me an email at outzider@whatthefuck.com, or mention something in 'suggestions'. If you are selected, I'm asking you to use it as much as you can, to see what happens. However, don't use it for anything mission critical. You may even want to set your current mail service to forward mail to your account -- just keep an eye on your mail quota.

Oh, and there's one more thing.

Our good friend homeslice is going to be joining us again as an administrator and regular columnist. You'll be able to look to him for guidance, support, and editing your posts behind your back. This will be fun.

- oZ
the guy your mother knows as "your dad" [blog] [lj]
message 47/54 2008-06-11 17:11:44 [save my place]
homeslice
user #9142
5780 posts
22 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject: re: Of note
in reply to outzider in message #47:
I like pie.



Even my henchmen think I'm crazy.
message 48/54 2008-06-11 18:57:38 [save my place]
averagejoe
user #189
18 posts
0 karma points
[view profile]
subject:
in reply to homeslice in message #48:
outzider edited this message: Crap.
message 49/54 2008-07-06 21:03:30 [save my place]
outzider
user #1
3101 posts
18 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject: wtf messaging - IM for whatthefuck.com
now you can chat with your whatthefuck.com friends and more with wtf messaging!

based on the Jabber/XMPP protocol, an open, multi-network instant messaging platform, wtf messaging allows you to chat with users on LJ Talk, Google Talk/GMail, Gizmo, jabber.org, and more -- all while showing off your name at whatthefuck.com. all you need to get started is an IM client capable of logging into a jabber server. we have provided instructions for a few of the most popular clients, and we will offer a web based client very soon!

visit the setup instructions for more information!

- oZ
the guy your mother knows as "your dad" [blog] [lj]
message 50/54 2008-07-10 09:22:18 [save my place]
outzider
user #1
3101 posts
18 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject: whatthefuck.com Board Karma
Yesterday, whatthefuck.com was bumped to version 4.0.4 (the Not Found release), and among many other features and bug fixes, the first iteration of whatthefuck.com karma was pushed out to everyone. I just wanted to take a couple of minutes and explain the system a little bit, and to make sure you understand that future versions may cause some recalculation now that I get to see it work in real life.

For a little background, our little community has been around for nearly nine years, with a pretty decent signal to noise ratio. The big rewrite that was launched last winter opened up most of the site to the public -- many of you know that you used to have to register to be able to even see what you were getting into, but I wanted to allow people to get a sneak peek. The downside of this is that more people know what they're getting into, and register just to fuck with people. That, and some members just like to snipe on people without contributing meaningfully to any discussion. I won't mention any names.

Instead of allowing people to just filter who they don't like, I wanted to allow the community to elevate those who contribute meaningfully to the discussion, and let those who suck fade away into the darkness. Hence, the karma system. As you can tell by the name, it's somewhat inspired by Slashdot's karma system, but does not share a line of code, does not use the same point system, and doesn't really follow the same guidelines. It does use some of the descriptions, though, such as 'intelligent' and 'troll'.

Karma is calculated based on how long you have been a member combined with how many messages you have posted to our boards. Large bonuses and decrements are then calculated by individual karma grants or deductions on the posts you make in the message boards. The amount of karma you have is used to calculate how many 'grant points' you have -- each person is only allowed to make a certain number of up-ratings or down-ratings in the boards, to prevent people from storming the karma system and gang-modding. ;) Because there's a larger calculation in determining karma, modding someone up on one post won't automatically make their karma go up a point or down a point, and a certain amount of negative karma is forgiven based on tenure. This makes it so someone who makes a lot of posts in a short amount of time can't start squelching a longtime member who has contributed a lot to the community.

From the getgo, no one can possibly have negative karma. You can only achieve negative karma by being modded down repeatedly by your peers. Someone has already achieved it, and I may have to change the calculation so they have a chance to redeem themselves. But, if you notice, any messages by this individual are now only shown with a quick bar showing their username, their karma, and the subject of their message. On the right hand side is a 'show' link, allowing you to see their message anyway.

You can control this filter in the board preferences. The default is to filter anyone with a karma below zero, but you can change it to anything from -10 to +10.

Head over to the questions board if you would like to know anything else. :)

- oZ
the guy your mother knows as "your dad" [blog] [lj]
message 51/54 2008-09-05 06:44:27 [save my place]
outzider
user #1
3101 posts
18 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject: Backporting Columns
Today, I started backporting columns from the old-old-old system around the end of 2000 -- back when there was no database, only long text files. Many of these additions are columns that were lost in the shuffle, or older than what the database had, so they're part of the original set of columns, just missing in action.

So, it is with great pleasure that I offer you:
* 14 columns from ripe-with-decay
* 6 columns from ahzrei
* 6 columns from oklyptus
* 5 columns from verge_the_homilist
* 4 columns from schizoid
* 4 columns from xerent
* 2 columns from oZ
* 1 column from homeslice
* 1 column from kai
* 1 column from nevir
* 1 column from smokesnotes

There are still a few left, but the ones that are left are one-time posters or voted off the island.

- oZ
the guy your mother knows as "your dad" [blog] [lj]
message 52/54 2008-09-08 18:47:45 [save my place]
outzider
user #1
3101 posts
18 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject: Former and Current Columnists
Former and Current Columnists:

If you would like a different image to appear next to your column name, please email it to me at outzider@whatthefuck.com, send it over wtf messaging, or upload it as a board avatar in MyQ and let me know what it is. Those of you with board avatars will have yours put into place or left at the default angry-purple-dude.

- oZ
the guy your mother knows as "your dad" [blog] [lj]
message 53/54 2008-09-29 14:09:41 [save my place]
outzider
user #1
3101 posts
18 karma points
[view profile]
[email user]
subject: Board Changes
* The 'computers' category is now 'technology'
* Removed 'mp3s'.
* Renamed 'macintosh' to 'mac os'
* Added 'mobile' to technology.
* Moved 'science and technology' to technology.



- oZ
the guy your mother knows as "your dad" [blog] [lj]
message 54/54 2008-10-01 08:50:05 [save my place]

first

previous
page 2 of 2
next

last
|
my favorites

list boards