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subject: re: it is all going to hell
in reply to what in message #15750:
here is enough dick for all of you to choke on. *un-zips pants*

drink rum, ski off cliffs
message 15751/15785 2010-06-22 10:03:52 (-0500)
shaggy_
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subject: re: it is all going to hell
in reply to what in message #15750:
well yes i actually do....but no i do not have a bag of dicks...mine is, fortunately, attached to me...therefore not in a bag...
so yeah...i'll edit my statement to make it clearer

i hope you all choke on a bag of dicks, not including mine in that bag, and die...

:) thank you and have a nice day...

Shaggy
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oh and one more thing...
Your Mom...
message 15752/15785 2010-06-23 13:52:37 (-0500)
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shaggy_
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in reply to thedark in message #15753:
your posts are now hidden automatically....because you're a useless moron who no one wants around here...so you might as well fuck off.....

Shaggy
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oh and one more thing...
Your Mom...
message 15754/15785 2010-06-23 20:30:45 (-0500)
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subject: Just popped in...
... to lay a huge, steamy, and corn-dotted shit all over this board. It's been far, far too long.


Fuck you all, and die in a fire.

All your base are belong to us.
message 15755/15785 2010-07-10 22:04:33 (-0500)
bburgy
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subject: re: it is all going to hell
in reply to mq in message #15751:
Strange, but when I tried sucking your dick, all I got was what felt like a little prick stuck in my teeth. I wasn't sure what it was until literally 6 seconds went by, whereupon it squirted some fine lubricant onto my tongue that tasted roughly as how I imagine rotten horse shit would taste.

Obviously, you need to improve your diet. Stop eating shit, and maybe stick with the spicey foods. Supposed to make your cum taste better.

Also, I got an email from some Russian chick who says she has some pills that'll make your cock at least visible to the naked eye. Now get over here and let me shit on your face.

All your base are belong to us.
message 15756/15785 2010-07-11 21:16:18 (-0500)
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in reply to bburgy in message #15756:
actually it's sweet stuff....pineapple, apples...things high in natural sugars...coffee and sodas will make it taste worse...so do meat products...

the reason why i know this...i dated a porn star...she liked to swallow...and she liked it more if it tasted good...

Shaggy
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Your Mom...
message 15757/15785 2010-07-12 03:17:45 (-0500)
mq
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subject: re: it is all going to hell
in reply to bburgy in message #15756:
first of all you really need to have your vision checked, that was one of my ball pubes you ripped out! the squirt was blood asshat. that thing you mistook for my leg was the actual phallus.

second, i have had nothing but asparagus this week just for you, sweetcheeks, see if that is better.

Is your dick long enough to touch your asshole?

good! go fuck yourself!
message 15758/15785 2010-07-12 18:09:53 (-0500)
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in reply to mq in message #15758:
my mans is why do you ask?

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message 15759/15785 2010-07-21 19:04:30 (-0500)
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in reply to lifesinfinitevoid in message #15759:
already did twice thanks

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message 15760/15785 2010-07-21 19:05:51 (-0500)
mq
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in reply to lifesinfinitevoid in message #15760:
its just my sig.



Is your dick long enough to touch your asshole?

good! go fuck yourself!
message 15761/15785 2010-07-21 19:08:02 (-0500)
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in reply to lifesinfinitevoid in message #15760:
Good fucking god. When did they give retards keyboards.

Slow down. The internet just isn't for you. Concentrate on walking upright and not drooling first.

The best part of you ran down your mama's leg.

Bob
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Judas remained, you turned and fled.
You left me for dead And it didn’t trouble your mind.
message 15762/15785 2010-07-21 23:48:57 (-0500)
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subject: re: it is all going to hell
in reply to mq in message #15751:
mq: I can't see anything. I mean, there's something that looks like a mole where your cock should be. You'll only be choking ants with that, chum.

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message 15763/15785 2010-07-22 13:17:00 (-0500)
mq
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in reply to bburgy in message #15763:
hold on a sec. that is the back of your mom's head.

there, now take a look.

drink rum, ski off cliffs
message 15764/15785 2010-07-22 15:13:00 (-0500)
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in reply to the_bob in message #15762:
That was my man. I told him to write that cuz HIS dick DOES touch his asshole, and goes way beyond....enuff to fuck himself if he were to so choose. Frankly, I wonder why he even needs me....

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message 15765/15785 2010-07-24 12:58:25 (-0500)
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in reply to bburgy in message #15763:
Why is your sign off All your base are belong to us? & what does it mean? or is that classified? I am a virgin.

www.allgoodproductions.net
message 15766/15785 2010-07-24 13:00:06 (-0500)
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in reply to lifesinfinitevoid in message #15766:
ok..you need to go away...just..yeah...dissapear or die...something so you don't bother us anymore...

Shaggy
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oh and one more thing...
Your Mom...
message 15767/15785 2010-07-24 13:06:55 (-0500)
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in reply to lifesinfinitevoid in message #15765:
You're an idiot.

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message 15768/15785 2010-07-24 13:19:55 (-0500)
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subject: re: it is all going to hell
in reply to mq in message #15761:
oh flamers, how i missed you and your dicklessness.

message 15769/15785 2010-07-26 10:14:15 (-0500)
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in reply to dcg in message #15769:
oh..so now you come back and try to sling insults...
i thought we told you to leave too....not sure though....
who are you again?...

Shaggy
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oh and one more thing...
Your Mom...
message 15770/15785 2010-07-26 13:18:27 (-0500)
dcg
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in reply to shaggy_ in message #15770:
oh buzz off. I was busy slinging insults at cops and government officials.

message 15771/15785 2010-07-26 18:36:38 (-0500)
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in reply to dcg in message #15771:
ooo rebel rebel...did you call them pigs and say something about donuts?...real original

Shaggy
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oh and one more thing...
Your Mom...
message 15772/15785 2010-07-26 20:00:13 (-0500)
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in reply to shaggy_ in message #15772:
Dude. Quit now while you're ahead. I don't know her that well, but I know her well enough to be aware that when she says shit like that, she's not talking some pissant stuff like you seem to be used to.

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message 15773/15785 2010-07-26 23:12:24 (-0500)
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in reply to jadefalcon1 in message #15773:
i know her prolly better than you :P
i'm just fucking with her...and she knows it...

Shaggy
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oh and one more thing...
Your Mom...
message 15774/15785 2010-07-26 23:49:05 (-0500)
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in reply to shaggy_ in message #15774:
*smirk*

Well, so long as you know what you're in for, don't let me stop you.

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message 15775/15785 2010-07-27 01:19:20 (-0500)
mq
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*adopts valley girl accent* ok, like this is the flame room right, uh fer sure. so like get back to the flamming and stuff. jade, shaggy, you guys are like both sooo good at flamming, oh my god.

I think I would rather end up in hell with Gandhi than heaven with George Bush.
message 15776/15785 2010-07-27 12:18:13 (-0500)
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in reply to dcg in message #15771:
You need an Anarchy A Tattoo. I have one on my calf. ;)

Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals open your eyes.
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message 15777/15785 2010-07-27 19:38:50 (-0500)
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subject: re: it is all going to hell
in reply to cyco in message #15777:
I got one cop suspended for dereliction, and managed to get an investigation on the provincial police started for corruption.

I made them cry.

message 15778/15785 2010-07-27 19:58:53 (-0500)
mq
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subject: re: it is all going to hell
in reply to dcg in message #15778:
i would cry too if i lived that close to fresno.

drink rum, ski off cliffs
message 15779/15785 2010-07-27 20:06:39 (-0500)
dcg
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in reply to mq in message #15779:
I'm a week's drive from fresno.

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