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cyberianwulf
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subject: Re: swis army
in reply to nightflyer in message #1470:
That would have been an excellent start to a witty reparte about European armies with proper spelling... and if it kept going... and if the butt of the joke wasn't the cliched swiss army knife.
I've heard that Switzerland actually has a pretty sophisticated bunch of mercenaries, not to mention the fact that they have troops to guard the pope. Ok, I surmised that last bit from "Angels and Demons", which wasn't realistic on a number of fronts, but it was still a good book -

for me to poop on!

~'wulf
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ivychick
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subject: bout a week
:-D

doot do do...
I'm a happy person.. woo woo
my hubby is coming home from iraq in about a week or so!
hmm... guess i should clean the house up some.. maybe later...
anyways... weeeeeeeee...

i'm still going out with my girl to party though, gots to, cant let her go alone, gotta help keep the crazies away. >.<

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I'm here cuz the voices in my head told me this was a good idea.
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who_the_shit
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subject: Re: swis army
in reply to cyberianwulf in message #1471:
- "for me to poop on!"

See, it's not funny in itself, even in it's original form, but the APPLICATION... Oh, the application! I could laugh derisively at any Dan Brown book for a healthy portion of my day. Why? Not the innacuracies, owned or otherwise, but because they blow ass, plain and simple.
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hade119
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subject: Happy 4th of July!
Happy 4th of July everyone!
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hade119
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subject: Good story for the 4th of July...
WASHINGTON - Giving up his seat to a wounded soldier, a courageous Army officer strapped himself to the side of an Apache helicopter gunship that airlifted them out of a furious firefight in Iraq, the military said yesterday.

The Army called it an "unusual casualty evacuation," but Chief Warrant Officer Allen Crist's selfless act goes way beyond heroism.

Realizing that Spec. Jeffrey Jamaleldine needed medical attention fast, Crist put the critically wounded man in his own spot on the two-seat Apache on Saturday.

Crist then rigged a harness to strap himself to the fuselage and crouched on the stubby left gun wing of the aircraft.

With Chief Warrant Officer Kevin Purtee at the controls and Crist hanging on for dear life, the Apache flew out of the battle zone. It kept low, about 200 feet, until it reached a field hospital, the military said.

Jamaleldine, 31, of Fort Smith, Ark., was later reported to be in stable condition, the Army said.

Crist, the co-pilot and gunner, of Warrensburg, Mo., and pilot Purtee, from Houston, came away unscathed.

Army officials could not immediately recall an Apache ever being used before for a medical evacuation - and certainly not with the co-pilot riding outside.

Crist and Purtee, from Company B, 1st Battalion, 149th Aviation Regiment, were part of a four-Apache team that came to help U.S. troops pinned down under heavy fire in the flashpoint town of Ramadi, about 50 miles west of Baghdad.

The heavily armored Apaches, using their 30-mm. cannon and wing-mounted rocket pods and miniguns, destroyed two tractor-trailers used as cover by the insurgents. The Army said the barrage "caused secondary explosions," indicating they were probably rigged as bombs.

As the battle dragged on, the Apaches took numerous hits from small-arms fire. The ground commander warned that he had a critically wounded soldier and that the medevac choppers had yet to arrive.

In a desperation move, Purtee and Crist landed their Apache in the middle of the firefight and put their daring, improvised plan into action.

After dropping off Jamaleldine at the field hospital, Crist and Purtee did not pause for congratulations.

They refueled, reloaded their weapons arsenal and flew back to rejoin the fight.
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hade119
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subject: Forgot to give credit...
Oops, forgot to give credit, the above listed story was: "On copter wing, prayer to fly hurt G.I. to safety" By RICHARD SISK of the New York Daily News Washington Bureau. Tuesday, July 3rd 2007.
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spadeinfull (-2) - subject: Re: bout a week
hade119
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subject: Re: bout a week
in reply to spadeinfull in message #1477:
You responded to her!
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degrasso
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subject: Re: bout a week
in reply to hade119 in message #1478:
who let you off of the car board? :)
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hade119
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subject: Re: bout a week
in reply to degrasso in message #1479:
I got lost, sorry...
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shaggy2dope
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subject: Re: bout a week
in reply to hade119 in message #1480:
people who sign up for war
do so for the benefits
and because they're generally hicks

germany gave you the final solution but you rejected it you're a liberal faggot so fuck your TYPICAL negro anus, autistic australian
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likeigiveashit
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subject: Re: bout a week
in reply to shaggy2dope in message #1481:
I'd say that's pretty narrow minded...

There are still patriots in this country who ask what they can do for their country, not what their country can do for them. Or as in my case, my family has a history of serving in the armed forces; 90% of the men from 5 generations have enlisted and have served in several conflicts.

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hade119
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subject: Re: bout a week
in reply to shaggy2dope in message #1481:
That is one of the stupidest, and most ignorant things I have heard anyone say on here in a very long time!

Current Vehicles: Lightly Modded '03 Nissan 350Z, Jetted '00 Yamaha YZF-R6, Winter Beater '97 Mercury Sable, Daily Commuter '00 Dodge Neon.
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reverendvw
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generally are hicks...love it.....
I'm guessing I'm not a hick then because the military wouldn't let me in? Not tat I was stupid, they told me I was too angry.



and I admitted to ingesting LSD.

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hade119
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subject: re:
in reply to reverendvw in message #1484:
What?

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reverendvw
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subject: re:
in reply to hade119 in message #1485:
seriously...evidently if you show signs of a quick fuse..they just say no. Like I'm gonna go off and kill my sarge...HA!!!

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who_the_shit
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subject: re:
in reply to reverendvw in message #1484:
- "and I admitted to ingesting LSD."

Sounds like you have more of a place in the CIA.

WTF?
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teknicalninja
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subject: Re: bout a week
in reply to shaggy2dope in message #1481:
Eh, I didn't sign up for the benefits, and I'm not a hick, I signed up more out of a Heinlen-esque ideal than anything. A sense of patriotism was there too, but I have come to realize that the America I signed up to defend, no longer exists, in it's place mega-corporations now sit.

"That state which separates it's warriors from it's scholars will have it's thinking done by cowards and fighting done by fools." - Thucydides, The peloponnesian War, I believe this quote sums up the political ideal I'm refering to for those not familiar with Heinlen.

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teknicalninja
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subject: re:
in reply to reverendvw in message #1486:
I've never heard of a person being denied military service due to an anger issue, I guess that would depend on the service though, did you try to enlist in the air force, navy, army, or marines? generally in the latter 2 services I would expect that aggressive behavior is actually welcomed, being that they are infantry heavy forces and thus people with an aim towards wanting to be killers are needed. The words I said to my Army recruiter were "I want to fight" he simply told me I had come to the right place. Generally those words would be considered signs of aggression, in the Air Force or Navy one could possibly be sent packing for something like that, but I don't see the Army or Marines turning somebody down for any inclination towards aggression, the truth being, aggressive and even violent people are more than welcomed in the military.
As for them finding traces of LSD in your system, your local recruiter piss tests you at the recruiting station long before you ever go to MEPS (military entrance processing station), and thus they would detect the drug and advise you with a way to flush it out of your system prior to processing. The only way you could be denied military service due to traces of LSD, were if you tested positive at MEPS or admitted to using it, in which case it would be implied that you had reconsidered joining the military and simply done the drug purposely to be denied. Even if your recruiter turned you down, you could wait till the drug was out of your system, and go back, or find another recruiter. Drug use has never really stopped somebody from joining the military unless they were high very close to the time they were processed, which as stated previously, would suggest that you got high purposely in order to get rejected.

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spadesghost
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subject: re:
in reply to teknicalninja in message #1489:
people. if it isn't obvious by now, shag2d(umb) is a troll.
i've been accused of the same, but realistically i only tend to reply
to people who take it upon themselves to have issue with me.

DONT FEED THE TROLL

şpitting Įn ŷour face, like a ?o?k..
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hade119
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subject: R.I.P.
I just found out that a former boss of mine was killed serving in Iraq...

Sucks...

He was a good man...

Another (current) boss of mine is leaving for Iraq in less then a month, for a 400 day deployment... I wish him a speedy safe return...

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hade119
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subject: re: R.I.P.
in reply to hade119 in message #1491:
UPDATE:

I saw the story on the news today. He was actually killed in Afghanistan, on July 4th, under non-combat situations. There is an investigation pending. Thats all they said.

Sucks. I'm tired of going to Funerals.

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