dilanium
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in reply to outzider in message #270:
want a medical/biology columnist?


j/k we all know I have problems writing a complete sentence properly.

-dil
message 271/312 2007-11-13 17:36:53 (-0600)
deeph2o
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in reply to outzider in message #270:
OK, next question: Where do I submit one?


"I plan to have character one day, great character, but if you want to be rich you better get the money before the scruples set in."{p}{p}{p} Deepwater{p}
message 272/312 2007-11-14 08:36:48 (-0600)
outzider
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You can email me at outzider /at/ fsckedhost . com for now. :)

- oZ
message 273/312 2007-11-14 09:36:54 (-0600)
mmpolo
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Hey all you whatthefuckers.

Thanks for allowing me into the fold. I love all the posts I have read so far and the free flow of thought and imagination is refreshing in this humdrum world in which we live in.

Just for some background I am free thinking spirit and student of life. I tend to talk too much but Fuck it that's just the way I am. I say what I mean and I mean what I say. I don't candycoat shit for people to swallow cuz I could really care less if you swallow. If you ask me for my opinion and I give it and you don't like it Too bad. Hell sometimes I give my opinion without people asking.

I own a one man band operation as a consultant. I have a network of people who are OutFuckingStanding in their field who handle the shit I don't have expertise in. If you need something handled I believe you will get No better service than me. I also do a 12 hour Factory job driving a towmotor in a warehouse in Ohio cuz I got sick and tired of sitting on my ass all winter for the last 3 years.

I am trying to invest more wisely these days because I want to be retired at 50 and I only have 6 years left after Feb 1 to get it done

I got sick of Middle Management in my engineering job and dropped a 50K a year job to do my own thing. In hindsight maybe I should have been more tolerant of the medriocrity and unwillingness for change exhibited by my former employer BUT I just couldn't take it anymore. I am also working on some internet sites to generate more money for retirement. A couple of current things on the net are producing well but I like money and I never seem to have enough.

I am a sports freak and diehard Cleveland Fan

PEACE

POLO

message 274/312 2007-12-07 10:04:28 (-0600)
xxbloodfartxx
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In recent months the FDA( Food and Drug administraion),has determine that trans fats are a main cause for fat fuckers out there. I am from Philadelphia,Pa. In my mind this is the greatest place on earth. THERE IS SO SO MUCH history in my glepic city ( shempic is greatly epic). On that main of you know is the cheese steak, which made properly has shreeded beef cheese wiz that is melted and good rolls for this part of th country. Now a major problem is that becouse of buttholes like Hitler and Joseph Mengala ( Bush and Cheney), is now they use some bullshit oil that taste,well, like melted . Another big thing is that french fries or as is in the Pentagon fredome fries use some different shortening. Crisco for exampel has change there recipe for their consolidate lard. The shit also blows old goats with nasty balls. The way I see it is you eat garbage you look like garbage. I do like to go to one of my local stake joints and have me a stake but not every god damn day.
Many people out there, weather it is lack of info of just retardation, eat fast food which is loaded with nasty shit. My two neices are 6 and 7 and both of their weight are obscene. They're parents are also FAT. Some people say it is genetics but it truely is the family around them. One thing,I belive, is that every house hold should recive a book only 20 or so pages that explains how to tell the difference between good and not good types of fats . U.S. armed forces write all of there training manules at a six grade reading level. The manual should be like a DMV test so that people can be registed so there can't be more donkey dick reasones to go after all diferent forms of industries. Many of the reasones include deaths, health and life styles problems. One is not so nice coments and ridacule by the general public.If
I were a LARGE person, I am 6'1 185, I would do three of one things.Learn a skill(s) that in the mind of other finds you not only well seeked but just in general liked.Learn a form of martial arts that does not only get you iton good shape,but can make you aware of what you eat. This comes in handey when you thorw down like Chuck Norris go throughs 10 babies for breakfest! Last but not only, use all the money you would spend in diearea in a bag, and use it to get liepo. Get some knowledge of liveing a long heathly life. Shut the fuck up about people makeing fun of you and mommy and daddy didn't love you. I have meet many big people in my 25 years of life. Some were nice some were and some hade smaller fatties orbiting them.
In closeing the only thing you should keep in mind is if you need a extra large coffin, or when you burn youself and it reminds you of french/ fredome fries, as a smart man once said," Shut your mouth, put down the fork take a nice poop and fucking take a nice long walk!"

message 275/312 2007-12-16 16:39:03 (-0600)
xxbloodfartxx
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subject: Force fed Trans Fats and Goverment Nazis!!
In recent years the FDA( Food and Drug administraion),has determine that trans fats are a main cause for fat fuckers out there. I am from Philadelphia,Pa. In my mind this is the greatest place on earth. THERE IS SO SO MUCH history in my glepic city ( shempic is greatly epic). On that main of you know is the cheese steak, which made properly has shreeded beef cheese wiz that is melted and good rolls for this part of th country. Now a major problem is that becouse of buttholes like Hitler and Joseph Mengala ( Bush and Cheney), is now they use some bullshit oil that taste,well, like melted . Another big thing is that french fries or as is in the Pentagon fredome fries use some different shortening. Crisco for exampel has change there recipe for their consolidate lard. The shit also blows old goats with nasty balls. The way I see it is you eat garbage you look like garbage. I do like to go to one of my local stake joints and have me a stake but not every god damn day.
Many people out there, weather it is lack of info of just retardation, eat fast food which is loaded with nasty shit. My two neices are 6 and 7 and both of their weight are obscene. They're parents are also chunky but loveable. Some people say it is genetics but it truely is the family around them. One thing,I belive, is that every house hold should recive a book only 20 or so pages that explains how to tell the difference between good and not good types of fats . U.S. armed forces write all of there training manules at a six grade reading level. The manual should be like a DMV test so that people can be registed so there can't be more donkey dick reasones to go after all diferent forms of industries, cigaretes stop eat craveings for food.Die of lumpy deaths or breathing problems, you decide . Many of the reasones include deaths, health and life styles problems. One is not so nice coments and ridacule by the general public.If
I were a LARGE person, I am 6'1 185, I would do three of one things.Learn a skill(s) that in the mind of other finds you not only well seeked but just in general liked.Learn a form of martial arts that does not only get you in good shape,but can make you aware of what you eat. This comes in handey when you thorw down like Chuck Norris go throughs 10 babies for breakfest! Last but not only, use all the money you would spend in diearea in a bag, and use it to get liepo. Get some knowledge of liveing a long heathly life. Shut the fuck up about people makeing fun of you and mommy and daddy didn't love you. I have meet many big people in my 25 years of life. Some were nice some were and some hade smaller fatties orbiting them.
In closeing the only thing you should keep in mind is if you need a extra large coffin, or when you burn youself and it reminds you of french/ fredome fries, as a smart man once said," Shut your mouth, put down the fork take a nice poop and fucking take a nice long walk!"

message 276/312 2007-12-16 17:02:01 (-0600)
shaggy_
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in reply to outzider in message #270:
the ultimate question oZ....is why are you....you of all people....user #2....i'd think yiu'd be user #1 right?

Shaggythe one and only
message 277/312 2008-01-18 17:29:08 (-0600)
shaggy_
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in reply to xxbloodfartxx in message #276:
wow...your spelling is horrific....puhlease go away idiot...

Shaggythe one and only
message 278/312 2008-01-27 00:17:00 (-0600)
canis
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So, for realz (Damn you Tracy Morgan!), the site's never been prettier. It's too bad only a handful of people come here anymore. It's a totally different experience here than pretty much any other messageboard, I think a lot of that has to do with the admin-defined forums. Other boards have forums, like here, but once in the forum, people post new threads. I can't help but think that (this post should go in suggestions) this might make the place more accesible, and probably geometrically larger on disk, as folks could search for specific threads instead of wading through so much muck. Anyway. Glad to see it's still around. Glad to hear you're not barely scraping by anymore. tip o' the hat and all that.

message 279/312 2008-03-16 21:00:27 (-0500)
gylbert
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in reply to shaggy_ in message #277:
I think it has something to do with needing the first account to get the thing going in the first place, then you can start creating real people



meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and delicious when dipped in ketchup
come on. somewhere at the edge of the bell curve is the girl for me -- xkcd #314
why not downgrade plutonium to a dwarf element?
message 280/312 2008-03-17 21:54:27 (-0500)
jokerz
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in reply to gylbert in message #280:
I wonder what user I am....

What's up oZ. Damn fine to see you turning this place back around. An old friend caught me on AIM and told me this place was back running....thought I'd check it out again. Hope you're doing good.

T ha J ok er z h eh eh e : -?
message 281/312 2008-04-20 21:07:03 (-0500)
homeslice
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So that's why I had to get my testicles laminated.



Even my henchmen think I'm crazy.
message 282/312 2008-06-16 15:53:20 (-0500)
goddessofperversity
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WHAT?!

Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all. Douglas Adams
message 283/312 2008-06-17 01:44:05 (-0500)
homeslice
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in reply to goddessofperversity in message #283:
Yeah, that's what I said.



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message 284/312 2008-06-17 23:30:11 (-0500)
grasshead
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in reply to homeslice in message #284:
*scratches head*

I never thought I would say this, but I think you just may be more apparent random than I am.




I was walking through the Canbo swamp when I came across the creature, one of the walking dead. It paused on whatever mission it's master had set it upon...and just looked at me. In that brief moment when our eyes met, I didn't feel fear, revulsion, or hate. Just pity. For when I gazed into it's eyes, I saw that this creature knew what it was and, worse yet, what it once had been.
message 285/312 2008-06-18 16:23:38 (-0500)
greywarden
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I'm the only guy with normal colored hair.



G re y W ar de n "If God had wanted them to live, he would have made them bullet-proof."
message 286/312 2008-10-13 10:31:42 (-0500)
outzider
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in reply to greywarden in message #286:
You were still atoning for your past goth life. ;)

- oZ
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message 287/312 2008-10-13 11:13:55 (-0500)
hade119
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OZ! Thank you for the return of the e-mail!

I can't wait to start handing out Hade119@Whatthefuck.com again... ;)

message 288/312 2008-10-19 01:18:40 (-0500)
outzider
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in reply to hade119 in message #288:
I do what I can. :) If you run into any issues, file a 'contact us' request from the main page, or throw it into 'tech support'

- oZ
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message 289/312 2008-10-19 01:49:33 (-0500)
homeslice
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in reply to outzider in message #289:
And then promptly stick your head in the toilet.



Even my henchmen think I'm crazy.
message 290/312 2008-10-19 12:43:03 (-0500)
spadeinfull
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in reply to homeslice in message #290:
would you like a hat for your ass? no? but..
how do you plan on not bumping your head on your brain?

Şp♠Đę
message 291/312 2009-02-13 14:49:38 (-0600)
outzider
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Things that are creepy:

Breastfeeding after the age of 2.

- oZ
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message 292/312 2009-03-24 11:07:04 (-0500)
kai
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in reply to outzider in message #292:
That reminds me. Say hi to your mom for me.



Kai Hamuti.

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message 293/312 2009-03-24 16:08:04 (-0500)
jadefalcon1
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Dairy cannons. Because it's funny.

*chuckles* Dairy cannons.
Gets me every time.

~Jade Falcon
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message 294/312 2009-03-24 18:01:23 (-0500)
kai
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Nice prank.



Kai Hamuti.

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message 295/312 2009-04-01 15:17:26 (-0500)
outzider
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in reply to kai in message #295:
I liked it.

//////// oZ //////// [blog] [lj] [things i hate about you]
"When your opponent is drowning, throw the son of a bitch an anvil." - James Carville
message 296/312 2009-04-01 15:27:52 (-0500)
kai
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That was your best column yet. Short and to the point. Good job.



Kai Hamuti.

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message 297/312 2009-09-04 14:32:58 (-0500)
dilanium
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in reply to kai in message #297:
of the emergency broadcast system?

message 298/312 2009-09-04 17:43:43 (-0500)
spadeinfull
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in reply to kai in message #293:
see shit like this? you can't help but be the asshole everyone knows you are. you don't fool a godamn soul kai

it's not joking or teasing when it's all you know how to do. no one's fooled and no one loves you.

Şp♠Đę
message 299/312 2009-09-04 20:53:25 (-0500)
kai
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in reply to spadeinfull in message #299:
School is in session. Today's lesson: the difference between oZ and spade.

When I flip oZ shit, it's all in fun. Both of us know this, and we both have a laugh.

When I flip you shit, it's just to watch how spun up and emo you become in response. Only I know this, and only I have a laugh.

As for the "no one loves you" bit, I'll let my wife field that one.

Incidentally, why do you need five different accounts to say the same idiotic bullshit over and over again? It's so inefficient.



Kai Hamuti.

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