welcome to the seventh edition of the monday wtf, where we "celebrate" the inane, stupid, crazy, distasteful, and just plain weird crap that has happened in the past week. this doesn't necessarily limit itself to the internet, or just whatthefuck.com, but sometimes those are the easy pickings. if you'd like to submit something that you feel should be highlighted, information on how to do so is at the bottom of this column, and every column hereafter.

so, yeah, about the summary, the walrus really is flexible.

as if the world was deciding to just write all of the jokes for us, a weigh-in at a swedish weight watchers clinic resulted in the floor collapsing underneath them. anything i write here could not possibly be better than what's going through your head.

you can usually tell how dense (or emotional) a person is by how well they deal with sarcasm. on the other hand, they also say that people who resort to sarcasm do not have the intelligence or wit necessary to converse or argue. well, fuck you. anyway, for those too dense to deal with it, a michigan company has come up with a punctuation mark to denote sarcasm. unfortunately, it isn't unicode, so i can't show you.

as if living in florida wasn't bad enough, five rock pythons, apparently known to eat whole goats in their homeland, have escaped. the big worry is that they'll mate with local burmese pythons, and create a motherfucking super snake.

just in case you missed it.