As it is the tradition in my family, I wish all of you a Merry Christmas from the snowy flatlands of Minnesota. For those who don't celebrate Christmas, and I know there are a lot of you, I wish you Happy Holidays, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanzaa, or a Festive Solstice.

Whatever it is that you celebrate in December, or even today, I hope it finds you warm, safe, and happy. Here's to the next year at www.whatthefuck.com.