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The Adventures of the Damned Human Race
I-82, Part Two: Reaching a destination and a conclusion.
The Adventures of the Damned Human Race
I-82, Part One: Two people drive across Washington State and try to wrestle meaning out of the meaningless.
The Adventures of the Damned Human Race
Starlight: One day can change everything.
The Adventures of the Damned Human Race
Dear Jesus: Please save me from your followers. Amen: By the year 3009, one of these things will have died: religion, or civilisation. Pick your side.
The Adventures of the Damned Human Race
The Saga of Kirosho Yaro: Tarinasha
The Adventures of the Damned Human Race
On the Art of Bullshitting: I have a piece of paper hanging on my wall that says I can convince anyone of anything. Including myself.
The Adventures of the Damned Human Race
The Genesis of David Wallace: Heroism has a price.
The Adventures of the Damned Human Race
You're Still Screwed: Why the recent U.S. election merely improved your chances from certain doom to probable doom.
The Adventures of the Damned Human Race
Foreclosed: No one escapes debt collectors – not even if your House is White…
The Adventures of the Damned Human Race
Like, Fred Flintstone: Prehistoric cereal and a linguistic virus - part of your "nutritious" breakfast!
The Adventures of the Damned Human Race
Low Low Prices: Wanna know why I moved to New Zealand?