1. what is whatthefuck.com?
2. who are you guys?
3. why did you do this?
4. did you get the idea from denis leary?
5. do you have sex with children?
6. are you selling this domain?
7. would you like to make your penis up to 25% larger?
8. does it cost any money to join?

it looks like a fucking web site to me, genius. what do you think it is? www.whatthefuck.com is a content provider, if you get down to it. think Yahoo!, only completely different. we offer free e-mail addresses, daily and weekly columns, chat rooms, personals, mindless shopping, and more message boards than you can shake your cock at. all of this in one easy to use service. no wonder it's number one... or something.

we're a few idiots with nothing better to do than write perl, design database schemas, and play god with a few subscribers who have nothing better to do than come to a purple infused web site. the one writing the faq is outZider, but you never really know who's doing what. i don't even know what's going on anymore.

no idea. we've been trying to stop for over three years now, but every time we do, we get hate mail. being the conflict lovers we are, we'll pull the shit every year, they'll talk shit, and we'll keep the power to the servers for at least a few more days.

yeah, probably.

not anymore.

well, that depends. i tell everyone no, because that's what they want to hear. but, hey, it depends on who you are and how much you're talking about.

actually, no. however, i can forward you to my esteemed assistant, homeslice.

c'mon. we couldn't charge for this pile of shite if we tried. the word 'free' is all over the goddamned place, if you read a little, you'd figure it out.