'lo. i'm one of the original creators of whatthefuck.com, and currently the only developer and administrator of the site. the site reflects me as a teenager in many ways, though i am now just a crusty, cynical bastard of an old man by comparison. a lot of people and things annoy me, piss me off, and make me want to pull out a chainsaw. that being said, i don't care enough to do much about it, so i take emo pictures and write bullshit in the boards. oh, let's see, what else. i'm married, and have been for a few years now, to a wonderful woman who completely changed my outlook on near everything. at least with her. :) i have an unreasonable love of chrysler vehicles, even though they all suck sweat off nutsack now. i work from home, but work damn near all day, so that's my running excuse.

i like to listen to a wide variety of music, but tend to limit listening of country or "rap" that has come out in the last 8-10 years. i think my favorite music lies in the industrial-heavy rock-electronica sections of music, but it tends to span boundaries. my playlist will switch from acumen nation to nickelback to delerium, and i'm totally okay with it.

i enjoy fucking your mother, and long walks on the beach. i can't really decide which i like more, or which should come first.

http://www.abstractwankery.com