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welcome to

we are a community of miscreants and intellectuals, and we're a bit picky at times about who we let through the door. by continuing with the signup process, you agree that you may be subjecting yourself to ridicule and finger pointing, and are perfectly okay with that.

though we have been around for over eight years, this is a brand new release of our software, so there are still a few hiccups. please note that there is no email functionality at this time, and other shit may be broken. you have been warned.

requested username:
(up to 35 alphanumeric characters)
(between 5 and 20 characters)
confirm password:
(just in case)
password hint:
(this will let you recover a forgotten password)
email address:
(we send you a confirmation, no spam, really)
a test:
(are you a human?)
username: password: