We females are the mystery of men and the epitome of evil incarnate. Throughout time we have riddled the masses as to our ways and our secrets. And more importantly... we have done this so well that some of us our even blind to the gifts of being feminine. We have been the cause of wars, fights, arguments, and self-destruction. Why? Because we are Female, because we are the idol of Beauty and Sex, that's why. Females are the Yang, the dark side of the Yin. Females are the luster of the Moon and the fullness of the Earth. We are the forgotten Goddess, we are the Virgins (well not some of us ;), we are the symbol of Mystery. Okay... so maybe I'm making this sound a little to good. Truthfully... we are the highest order of Bitches known to the mass of the Universe.

     There is a game all Females play, young or old. It is a game that we have played for Centuries whether we understand it or not. It's the core of our attraction. And today I decided to sit down and write out just what that game is. And perhaps you don't believe that there is a Game that is played and everything I say is a bunch of bullshit. Well read on dear readers and see for yourself if you see yourself, or your significant other, within the lines.

     Our first goal is to snare a Pawn. For the remainder of this article I shall refer to men as a pawns, for that is what they all are in the beginning. They are pieces in our puzzle that we have to fit in exactly the way we want to, they are the golden shoe in the game of Monopoly, and more importantly... they are the key to our desires. So... first we have to snare one, or steal one, which ever you prefer. In order to do this we have to make ourselves "appear" as pawns... like attracts like. We dress ourselves according to exactly how we feel fit, but always with the taste we desire. And off we go!
    
     There are always easy ways to snare in a Pawn for conversation. An ideal way for cigarette smokers is to hide their lighter and walk up to the Pawn in question and ask them for a light. After receiving a light for their cigarette they usually over praise the person and stand looking cute until Pawn asks their name. That is the first task, to gain the attention. "Do you have a light?" Usually is followed by mild conversation with an over abundance of giddy laughter which Pawns find cute, and a slight ditzy appearance when asked any questions. The saying, "I don't know", will follow as the majority of the answers to 'said' questions. For some reason Pawns are attracted to females that they can "help" in some sort of fashion.

     There are other such sayings that may sound very innocent, such as: "I'm sorry, but I have no idea where I'm going and I just needed to know if you knew where there was a telephone around here. Perhaps... you could show me? I'm really no good with directions." Most any question of direction which is followed by the statement, "Can you show me..." is a line to snare in the object. This is followed by a random series of apologies after finding the destination and many adjectives for the word stupid, which the Female will apply, to herself. Not that she thinks she is stupid. This is a basic series of random things to say in which the Pawn will greatly jump to the task of saying in a multitude of ways how the Female is indeed intelligent which is followed by many compliments upon her. You will find that a female only puts herself down for a Pawn to compliment her. And Dare the Pawn that will not compliment a Female after she calls herself any negative adjective, woe to him. He will find himself trying to find his directions with a limp foot.

     There are a thousand ways that a female can go about snaring a Pawn, but the majority of them has to do with the aspect of 'Help', simply because Pawns love to help Females. It is in their blood to go about helping and saving the damsel in distress. Now females know this and apply this to their ways of going and snagging. Now you might think that perhaps that's not true because usually Females have the line, "Oh no, I couldn't ask that of you." "Oh, no, that's okay..." "No... I can try and see how to do it... I'll eventually..." Sound familiar? Of course the Female will say these things. These sayings are a bump in their favor. These sayings are applied when the Pawn seems in question about helping the Female. This is a way to get the Pawn to think twice, or if they already want to help to make them want to just help that much more. And it makes us look good.

     Now what happens when we finally snare the Pawn? And lets just say that we used the Help example. The next step is to trap them. We snared them, we got their name and we've given them 'hope' that there might be a tasty piece of meat in the trap. Now we just have to get them INTO the trap. This isn't really all that difficult for a Female. We hand them a telephone number or we set up a date, and this is the scent of the prize inside. The Pawn will then believe that they've won a great prize for the day and go about gloating. And we in turn think we've done the poor thing a favor by making his day, and besides... we get a date.

     To trap a Pawn we have to actually do a little bit more work than looking giddy and needy, because now we actually have to appear as a Prize and not a Pawn. Like doesn't attract like in this scene of events, want does. Besides, we want to make sure that the Pawn is a something we want, he's not in the trap yet so we aren't stuck feeding and taking care of him, right now he's right on the verge of what we might want.

     We dress up like a Goddess, as that which we are, and we do everything on a 'Just in Case' formality. Such as shaving our legs 'just in case' and putting perfume on our cleavage 'just in case', those such things are always applied in this scene of events. We go out with the Pawn and we do twenty questions. We 'test' the Pawn in a various and excruciating manner that they don't even realize. We watch everything and upon everything we see we question. We watch how much the Pawn drinks, how many times he's complimented, if he's opened doors, if he was hesitant upon the check, if he was looking at us when we are not looking, if he's fluent with conversation, does his laugh sound nice, how many times his eyes have wandered away from our face, if there is any uncomfortable silence, how he eats, how he reacts to things, if he is looking around the place more than looking at us. We see and question everything.

     In the first ten minutes of a date a Female can honestly say if she will sleep with a Pawn or not. In the first thirty minutes of a date a Female can honestly say if she will kick that Pawn into the Trap. Truthfully, there is no reason for any other dates other than we like to go out and dress up and get free things. A Female already knows during the first date whether or not she is interested in the Pawn.

     There are certain things to note that a Female will do on a date. When complimented most females will look down at the table in a bashful manner and question the compliment. This is NOT because we don't believe we are beautiful and intelligent, this is a way of gaining more praise for ourselves and a way to get the Pawn to notice more things about us that we already like.

     Sometimes we have the Pawn order for us, if going on a dinner date, and this isn't because we are incompetent and can't order for ourselves. This is a way of testing to see how smooth the Pawn orders, if he is a good decision maker, and if we like his taste in food.

     We know that we are cute. We know that there are cute things that we can do that will draw a Pawns eye to certain aspects of ourselves. This is a control thing, to keep the Pawns eyes in check. Such things that we might do is bite our lip or bring fingers to our lips to bring the Pawns eyes to our lips as well. Also, in some cases, we cover our smiles with our fingers when we want to be complimented on our smile. We tilt our head when the Pawn speaks so as to seem delightfully intrigued by what the Pawn has to say. We raise the brows of our eyes so that they might gather more light or pretend to rub the side of them as to bring the Pawns eyes to them. We do a sort of shrug/stretch with our arms to our laps to push out our cleavage, or in more cases we lean a bit over the table as in a gesture of getting something so that they might feel 'safe' enough to catch a glimpse while we aren't looking. But... we are always looking. We stand up and smooth down our dress or pants so that the Pawn's eyes will travel where our hands go. So they might notice our 'shape'. We pretend we are cold so that they will put their arms around us or give us a coat, depending on if they have one or not. But there is one move in which never fails to catch the eye of a Pawn, and a Female uses this when she wants to get a bit 'closer'. It is when we rub our necks or shoulders and complain that they 'ache' while in truth we just want a massage.

     Do not think that we stop our watching and questioning when the date seems to go to a close. We are watching from the moment that the Pawn picks us up until he leaves the parking lot of our domain. We notice all the small things and the big things, we even notice how long it takes him in the bathroom. And after all is said and done, after the date is officially over and we are inside our domains we question all those questions and we rationalize and configure everything we've seen, heard, touched, tasted, and smelled. We even look upon our intuition.

     Now we have not only snared the Pawn, but we have trapped him. The date was successful enough that the Pawn wants more. He's already in the trap and he's now nibbling on the Prize. Now we just play with the Pawn. Like I said, the majority of the Female populace already knows whether or not they want to keep that Pawn, but we have to see if we really want to put in the work for it. So... what then? We wait and see if the Pawn calls us back after the date. And when he does, do we go out? No. Most of the time we always have something that we have to do, or we are busy at the moment. Why do we do that if we want to go out? Because, it's to see how far we can keep the Pawn on a leash. There is a time limit that we allow, whether it is a day to three days, there is always a preferred time between the first date and the second date. The Pawn will wait as long as he is capable to just get another taste of the Prize, and we know that. So, we will give a period of waiting time to see how bad the Pawn wants to work for the Prize.

     Now we are going to skip a little bit. The dates follow a random course along the same happy trail. We are taken out to various places and upon each place we question and watch everything as we had done on the first date. Just now we tend to make the Pawn feel special by taking us out all the time. After all, he does like to be 'Helpful'. And that is another test some Females will apply, they will not go out simply for a date but will ask the Pawn for help upon something. We will also call at random times throughout the day and ask to see the Pawn simply to make sure he is never to busy for us. We tend to see how quickly the Pawn will jump.

     So lets say we've snared the Pawn, we've trapped him, and now we are willing to work for keeping the Pawn all to ourselves. Now everything changes because it's time to take it up a level. The tests become harder in this game because we actually care now, and that matters.

     In a relationship a Female, no matter how submissive she might be, will always try to control the situation. There are different ways of control depending on how dominating or submissive the Female is. A Dominating female will always lead as though it were her right and duty upon this Earth. Her first way of taking control of any fight or situation is to get angry. It's not difficult for a Dominating female to gain the higher status she deserves. She usually is stubborn and seems callous about certain things but in all aspects she really does care, she just is keeping the leash wrapped around her fingers in a very tight and secure manner.

     A submissive female actually has to work in order to gain control. She keeps the leash at a good distance in order to make the Pawn feel as though he is the one in control and make him feel as though he is helping her in every way possible. But... when it comes to certain things that she wants then the first thing to do is just reel that leash in. And the best way to do that is to make the Pawn feel as though that is exactly what he wants; that everything the Female wants is truly what he wants too. For this I will give an example.

"Baby, can you take me to the store?"

"I'm really busy right now."

"Oh... that's okay, it isn't really important anyways. I suppose that I can just go later on."

"Why do you need to go?"

"No, no it's okay. I can just go pick up a few things later and just see if there is possibly anything around here that I just might be able to throw together."

"If you really need to go I'll take you."

"No...no you're busy. Seriously, it's all right, I can figure something out."

"Oh no. I'll be there in a few minutes."

     Note to the words "it isn't really" "I suppose..." "Possibly" "might", these are key words in the conversation. A Female will always use like words in order to gain her favor. The word "maybe" is a Universal word as well in the Female language, it really means "he better turn that into a yes really quick". Unless it is applied in a situation that has to do with the Pawn, it is only a Yes word when applied to something she wants.

     There are other ways that a Female will turn the situation in her favor. Such as making the Pawn feel bad that he ever thought to do something that the Female didn't want to do, and then feel worse that he had ever even thought to be upset over the fact that she got upset in the first place. But of course we do this subtly in a way that makes the Pawn feel as though we never were truly that upset he was just being irrational and over imaginative of the Females state. Always it is upon the Pawn, in good manner of course. And there are times when we pull a trick after the Pawn does an action in our favor. We always say, "You really didn't have to do that, thank you." This is a way of making the Pawn feel good about the deed he had done in which he truly at this point feels was his idea all along.

     Now there are times when the Pawn does something that we truly did not want him to do and we are upset and therefore we show just how upset we are. But when the time comes to fess up to actions and the words come out of the Pawns mouth of, "You never let me do that!" We use the saying that is best set for our station and that saying is, "I never said that." This is followed by a great many good things that the Female has done for the Pawn. By the end of the argument the Female usually wins and the Pawn believes that truly the Female had never said that in the first place and she does let him do whatever he wants.

     The Game a Female plays never ends. It exists throughout our lifelines and is bestowed upon our descendents for as long as they live. The Pawn in turn teaches his children and his children's children that Females are truly a Mystery to Mankind. When indeed it is not the Mystery that eludes the Male population of the world, it is the Game.

     Females always have motives and always have alternative motives to those motives. There is a reason for everything even if it doesn't make any damn sense. There is always a reason. We have lived centuries as the 'behind the scenes' player, the soft whisper in the ear, and the stake upon which all things are made. We were set as the sidepieces and we have made that small piece move worlds. Besides... it, of course, is what the Male species wanted all along, they just never knew it.

     Note: I had taken out the game in which Females play during Sex simply because you expected me to talk about it. ::grins::