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The Adventures of the Damned Human Race

I-82, Part Two: Reaching a destination and a conclusion.

The Adventures of the Damned Human Race

I-82, Part One: Two people drive across Washington State and try to wrestle meaning out of the meaningless.

The Adventures of the Damned Human Race

Starlight: One day can change everything.

The Adventures of the Damned Human Race

Dear Jesus: Please save me from your followers. Amen: By the year 3009, one of these things will have died: religion, or civilisation. Pick your side.

The Adventures of the Damned Human Race

The Saga of Kirosho Yaro: Tarinasha

The Adventures of the Damned Human Race

On the Art of Bullshitting: I have a piece of paper hanging on my wall that says I can convince anyone of anything. Including myself.

The Adventures of the Damned Human Race

The Genesis of David Wallace: Heroism has a price.

The Adventures of the Damned Human Race

You're Still Screwed: Why the recent U.S. election merely improved your chances from certain doom to probable doom.

The Adventures of the Damned Human Race

Foreclosed: No one escapes debt collectors – not even if your House is White…

The Adventures of the Damned Human Race

Like, Fred Flintstone: Prehistoric cereal and a linguistic virus - part of your "nutritious" breakfast!

The Adventures of the Damned Human Race

Low Low Prices: Wanna know why I moved to New Zealand?

Beyond the Red Door

This was a school once.: A story of the great war, an anti-utopian view of our future.

Beyond the Red Door

the countdown to target acquisition.

Beyond the Red Door

Stare at your shoes, kick a few rocks, because it's happy fun time with Kai!

Beyond the Red Door

Starvation- a Metaphor So Thick You Could Choke on It: A seemingly harmless "experiment" going much further than anyone has expected.

Beyond the Red Door

Rollercoaster Friday: Kai is entering the columnist running with a deviation from his former work. Focusing on fictional work tied to his persona but not necessarily related to him, he proves his knack for writing once again.

The Adventures of an Asshole

The Last Straw

The Adventures of an Asshole

Rinse, lather, repeat, ad infinitum...

The Adventures of an Asshole

He couldn't believe how easy it was... he put the gun into his face...

The Adventures of an Asshole

kai ponders where home really is...

The Adventures of an Asshole

the redemption of the asshole.

The Adventures of an Asshole

kai returns with a descent into being alone.

The Adventures of an Asshole

kai brings us a story of transformation, winning, and losing.

The Adventures of an Asshole

kai-thedeadassassin joins us as a new columnist, using stories of his life to give some sense of meaning to yours.

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