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whatthefuck.com columns
the monday wtf
deceptive violation: monday wtf XIII: jesus in russia, internet revenge, and a lot of china
the monday wtf
democracy ruined america: monday wtf XII: cows, cops, and even more twilight
the monday wtf
someone needs a bumper for their heart: monday wtf XI: apologies, drunkenness, cocaine, but no hookers. sorry.
the monday wtf
shut up, mom, i'm on msn: monday wtf X: mooning monkey
the monday wtf
dribbling balls: monday wtf IX, wherein fat is beautiful, unless it comes from a fast food restaurant
the monday wtf
eight maids a-milkin': monday wtf VIII, wherein we stop screwing around and get on with it
the monday wtf
shoot first, don't bother with the questions: monday wtf VII, where we discover the flexibility of the walrus.
the monday wtf
the tens, the teens, f it, it's 2010: monday wtf to the sixth, where we have a talk about hubris.
the monday wtf
post-apocalyptic christmas: monday wtf numero cinco, where we discuss what a bunch of shitheads everyone happens to be.
the monday wtf
do you have the flava'? well, do ya?: monday wtf number four, with an international flavor, needles, and primates with mad skills
what
the call for columnists: as the new year approaches and the site starts to slowly turn in a new direction, we desperately need more content from more people. want to get your writing out there?
the monday wtf
monday, december 7: breaking the silence: the third monday wtf, after a brief hiatus, featuring a klingon christmas, suing a mmorpg, and florida.
the monday wtf
monday, november 23rd: rumors and jackasses: the second monday wtf, featuring ridiculous movie openings, the end of google, and what a bunch of assholes you are.
the monday wtf
monday, november 16th: inaugural edition: welcome to the inaugural monday wtf, featuring local women who fail, companies trying to stay relevant, and rotten feet.
what
ten years of fart jokes: oZ shows you the wrinkles by his eyes and the white in his beard.
what
bid now, time's running out!: oZ shows off a few of the new tricks he's learned.
Generic Political Column
the checks and balances are unchecked and off-balance: oZ attempts to justify the loans of AIG against the kicking and screaming about the auto industry.
Generic Political Column
congratulations: farewell and hello
Generic Political Column
yes, you did: oZ reflects on election day 2008, and what moving forward and moving up really means.
Generic Political Column
and so it begins:
what
nine more years: oZ reflects on nine whole years of bullshit, and reminisces on when he was young, cared less, and did nothing.
Generic Political Column
what you don't understand is: my friends, oZ runs through the results of Friday's debate, and shows you where you just don't have the experience.
Generic Political Column
oZ brings out the nut bowl: A new political column from oZ and homeslice, with some fact and mostly opinion about today's modern US political clusterfuck.
happy holidays
and a merry christmas: oZ wishes you all a merry christmas and happy holidays, and that's about it
welcome back.
in soviet russia, site updates you.
oops, i did it again
trials and tribulations: oZ is on the soapbox, or perhaps a rocky outcropping, showing off the stone tablets of seven years of bad code.
I fucked your mom
and your mom won.: whatthefuck.com is dead, long live whatthefuck.com.
hushed voices
god damn mother fucker: sure, nothing's been happening. at least we have a good reason.
The Prince is Giving a Ball
Fucking your mother at light speed!: outZider is announcing a bit of possible downtime today, and honing the fine art of begging. [Updated 8:15 pm CT]
the state of the internet
who's your cremepuff?: oZ returns with his semi-regular, drug and alcohol induced update on what's new in the land of Q.
the state of the internet
taking q from the back side: from the back side: outZider busts it out with a board update, donation information, a little downtime, and a brand spankin' new administrator.
whatthefuck.com roundtable followup
kickin' it old school: see the transcript of last night's discussion; whether you weren't there, got pissed off, too tired, or were just plain lazy.
the future of our community...
or, How To Piss Everyone Off!: outZider quells the rumors, spells, noisemakers and party poopers in this fun filled adventure we call www.whatthefuck.com
whatthefuck did they just do?
comments in the aftermath of a tragedy...: outZider decided he needed to say something, and since he's an admin, he's going to be an asshole and post it here anyway.
happy fucking valentine's day
outZider would just like to extend his warm wishes on this most blessed of holidays.
happy fucking new year.
hope we come back tomorrow
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State of Chaos Address
oZ welcomes you to your new home.