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Generic Political Column

sopa sucks a giant bowl of dicks: this is why whatthefuck.com was blacked out for a portion of the day.

the monday wtf

i love you, florida: monday wtf IX: big legos, big bottoms, and snakes on a plane

the monday wtf

verlieren sie sich: monday wtf VIII: capable security forces, showing your wealth, intelligent discourse, and flattery

the monday wtf

partyin', partyin', yeah.: monday wtf XVII: jersey sucks, sour milk sucks worse, and stay off the bus

the monday wtf

that's a lot of fur in yer undies: monday wtf XVI: potatoes, whoppers, and evaporation

the monday wtf

brand new year, same old jokes: monday wtf XV: beating meat, nothing but garbage, facebook draws blood

the monday wtf

unreasonable search for a d+ education: monday wtf XIV: unreasonable search, social networking deficiency, and baltimore

the monday wtf

deceptive violation: monday wtf XIII: jesus in russia, internet revenge, and a lot of china

the monday wtf

democracy ruined america: monday wtf XII: cows, cops, and even more twilight

the monday wtf

someone needs a bumper for their heart: monday wtf XI: apologies, drunkenness, cocaine, but no hookers. sorry.

the monday wtf

shut up, mom, i'm on msn: monday wtf X: mooning monkey

the monday wtf

dribbling balls: monday wtf IX, wherein fat is beautiful, unless it comes from a fast food restaurant

the monday wtf

eight maids a-milkin': monday wtf VIII, wherein we stop screwing around and get on with it

the monday wtf

shoot first, don't bother with the questions: monday wtf VII, where we discover the flexibility of the walrus.

the monday wtf

the tens, the teens, f it, it's 2010: monday wtf to the sixth, where we have a talk about hubris.

the monday wtf

post-apocalyptic christmas: monday wtf numero cinco, where we discuss what a bunch of shitheads everyone happens to be.

the monday wtf

do you have the flava'? well, do ya?: monday wtf number four, with an international flavor, needles, and primates with mad skills

what

the call for columnists: as the new year approaches and the site starts to slowly turn in a new direction, we desperately need more content from more people. want to get your writing out there?

the monday wtf

monday, december 7: breaking the silence: the third monday wtf, after a brief hiatus, featuring a klingon christmas, suing a mmorpg, and florida.

the monday wtf

monday, november 23rd: rumors and jackasses: the second monday wtf, featuring ridiculous movie openings, the end of google, and what a bunch of assholes you are.

the monday wtf

monday, november 16th: inaugural edition: welcome to the inaugural monday wtf, featuring local women who fail, companies trying to stay relevant, and rotten feet.

what

ten years of fart jokes: oZ shows you the wrinkles by his eyes and the white in his beard.

what

bid now, time's running out!: oZ shows off a few of the new tricks he's learned.

Generic Political Column

the checks and balances are unchecked and off-balance: oZ attempts to justify the loans of AIG against the kicking and screaming about the auto industry.

Generic Political Column

congratulations: farewell and hello

Generic Political Column

yes, you did: oZ reflects on election day 2008, and what moving forward and moving up really means.

Generic Political Column

and so it begins:

what

nine more years: oZ reflects on nine whole years of bullshit, and reminisces on when he was young, cared less, and did nothing.

Generic Political Column

what you don't understand is: my friends, oZ runs through the results of Friday's debate, and shows you where you just don't have the experience.

Generic Political Column

oZ brings out the nut bowl: A new political column from oZ and homeslice, with some fact and mostly opinion about today's modern US political clusterfuck.

happy holidays

and a merry christmas: oZ wishes you all a merry christmas and happy holidays, and that's about it

welcome back.

in soviet russia, site updates you.

oops, i did it again

trials and tribulations: oZ is on the soapbox, or perhaps a rocky outcropping, showing off the stone tablets of seven years of bad code.

I fucked your mom

and your mom won.: whatthefuck.com is dead, long live whatthefuck.com.

hushed voices

god damn mother fucker: sure, nothing's been happening. at least we have a good reason.

The Prince is Giving a Ball

Fucking your mother at light speed!: outZider is announcing a bit of possible downtime today, and honing the fine art of begging. [Updated 8:15 pm CT]

the state of the internet

who's your cremepuff?: oZ returns with his semi-regular, drug and alcohol induced update on what's new in the land of Q.

the state of the internet

taking q from the back side: from the back side: outZider busts it out with a board update, donation information, a little downtime, and a brand spankin' new administrator.

whatthefuck.com roundtable followup

kickin' it old school: see the transcript of last night's discussion; whether you weren't there, got pissed off, too tired, or were just plain lazy.

the future of our community...

or, How To Piss Everyone Off!: outZider quells the rumors, spells, noisemakers and party poopers in this fun filled adventure we call www.whatthefuck.com

whatthefuck did they just do?

comments in the aftermath of a tragedy...: outZider decided he needed to say something, and since he's an admin, he's going to be an asshole and post it here anyway.

happy fucking valentine's day

outZider would just like to extend his warm wishes on this most blessed of holidays.

happy fucking new year.

hope we come back tomorrow

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