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posted by oZ, 2009-12-17 at 09:21

the call for columnists: as the new year approaches and the site starts to slowly turn in a new direction, we desperately need more content from more people. want to get your writing out there?

what

posted by oZ, 2009-10-19 at 08:00

ten years of fart jokes: oZ shows you the wrinkles by his eyes and the white in his beard.

what

posted by oZ, 2009-04-01 at 09:49

bid now, time's running out!: oZ shows off a few of the new tricks he's learned.

what

posted by oZ, 2008-10-07 at 09:53

nine more years: oZ reflects on nine whole years of bullshit, and reminisces on when he was young, cared less, and did nothing.

happy holidays

posted by oZ, 2007-12-25 at 10:42

and a merry christmas: oZ wishes you all a merry christmas and happy holidays, and that's about it

welcome back.

posted by oZ, 2007-11-06 at 15:00

in soviet russia, site updates you.

oops, i did it again

posted by oZ, 2007-05-07 at 20:12

trials and tribulations: oZ is on the soapbox, or perhaps a rocky outcropping, showing off the stone tablets of seven years of bad code.

I fucked your mom

posted by oZ, 2004-09-02 at 15:57

and your mom won.: whatthefuck.com is dead, long live whatthefuck.com.

hushed voices

posted by oZ, 2004-04-05 at 15:38

god damn mother fucker: sure, nothing's been happening. at least we have a good reason.

The Prince is Giving a Ball

posted by oZ, 2003-09-17 at 12:23

Fucking your mother at light speed!: outZider is announcing a bit of possible downtime today, and honing the fine art of begging. [Updated 8:15 pm CT]

the state of the internet

posted by oZ, 2002-08-21 at 22:40

who's your cremepuff?: oZ returns with his semi-regular, drug and alcohol induced update on what's new in the land of Q.

the state of the internet

posted by oZ, 2002-06-07 at 18:10

taking q from the back side: from the back side: outZider busts it out with a board update, donation information, a little downtime, and a brand spankin' new administrator.

whatthefuck.com roundtable followup

posted by oZ, 2002-05-31 at 14:27

kickin' it old school: see the transcript of last night's discussion; whether you weren't there, got pissed off, too tired, or were just plain lazy.

the future of our community...

posted by oZ, 2001-11-07 at 22:33

or, How To Piss Everyone Off!: outZider quells the rumors, spells, noisemakers and party poopers in this fun filled adventure we call www.whatthefuck.com

whatthefuck did they just do?

posted by oZ, 2001-09-12 at 20:06

comments in the aftermath of a tragedy...: outZider decided he needed to say something, and since he's an admin, he's going to be an asshole and post it here anyway.

happy fucking valentine's day

posted by oZ, 2000-02-14 at 11:45

outZider would just like to extend his warm wishes on this most blessed of holidays.

happy fucking new year.

posted by oZ, 1999-12-13 at 19:21

hope we come back tomorrow

security@whatthefuck.com

posted by oZ, 1999-10-28 at 12:55

State of Chaos Address

posted by oZ, 1999-09-29 at 14:55

oZ welcomes you to your new home.